A Rabbit Story

Here’s a story that Gamma wrote for kindergarten.

image of a kindergartener's story about rabbits, table of contents

There are 5 pages in the story All About Rabbits.

For each page, I’ll type out what he wrote then I’ll translate it.


1. What rabbits eat. (spring season)

image of a kindergartener's story about rabbits, how they bounce

Rabbits eat vetchtibls. They eat vetchtibls like carits.
Rabbits eat vegetables. They eat vegetables like carrots.

2. What rabbits do (summer season)

image of a kindergartener's story about rabbits, what rabbits do

Rabbits bowns they like to bowns.
Rabbits bounce. They like to bounce.

3. What rabbits have (fall season)

image of a kindergartener's story about rabbits, table of contents

Rabbits have big eers so they can here. They have dens to.
Rabbits have big ears so they can hear. They have dens too.

4. What rabbits like (wintr, or winter season)

image of a kindergartener's story about rabbits, what rabbits like

Rabbits like carots. They like to eat them.
Rabbits like carrots. They like to eat them.

5. Fun facts

image of a kindergartener's story about rabbits, fun facts

Rabbits bowns rally hi. They eat carits. But do they like to do them at the same time? Well that wold macke sens.
Rabbits bounce really high. They eat carrots. But do they like to do them at the same time? Well, that would make sense.


I hope you’ve enjoyed today’s story.

The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a divided hoof; it is unclean for you.

Leviticus 11:6

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This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:39 am and has been carefully placed in the Family category.

2 Responses to “A Rabbit Story”

  1. Ricky Anderson Says:

    Well, that would make sense.

  2. Some Guy Says:

    Have you ever tried to bounce and eat carrots at the same time? You gotta time things just right.

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