Programming Humor
Jun
12
2012
In C, we call functions:
"Hello, is function there?"
If we have something to tell the function, we pass arguments to the functions:
value = GetValue("did not",
"did too");
And if there are many arguments, we will group them and then pass pointers as arguments to the function:
value = GetValue("he did it",
"no, he did it",
"yeah, but he started it");
I don’t like confrontation, so I prefer the term “parameter” instead of “argument”.
“Present your case,” the LORD says. “Bring forward your strong arguments,” The King of Jacob says.
Isaiah 41:21

This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:02 pm and has been carefully placed in the Technical category.

This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.

June 12th, 2012 at 8:00 pm
A certain Monty Python sketch comes to mind.
June 12th, 2012 at 10:18 pm
I am sad to admit that my knowledge of Monty Python is limited to only The Holy Grail and the lumberjack song. I assume that you are referencing something other than those.
June 14th, 2012 at 9:22 am
Yes, The Argument Clinic.