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Here are some thoughts I jotted down that aren’t quite sufficient for their own individual blog posts. If you’re the type of person who likes Twitter, pretend each of these is a tweet.

• Kermit the Frog asked “Why are there so many songs about rainbows?” but that is a bad question because there aren’t so many songs about rainbows. Let me ask you, other than “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”, what are some songs about rainbows? It is a very short list.
• Some people try to conclude a argument with “Let’s agree to disagree.” But if the other party doesn’t agree, does that nullify the statement? Sometimes I will disagree to disagree, and then the other person doesn’t have a choice.
• I discovered one of the signs your child is getting older is when they start declining the offer to ride in the wheelbarrow. If I was doing yardwork, the kids would always like a ride in the wheelbarrow. Somewhere in the middle school years they don’t take me up on the offer any more.
• Can things be a cold mess? The way I have seen phrases tossed about, the progression goes from “It’s a mess” to “It’s a hot mess”. Where does a cold mess fit in that scale? I’m thinking it means things are less of a mess than how they started. I.e. hot mess = worse mess and cold mess = lesser mess.
• Dear companies trying to be friendly: if your birthday wish to a customer includes the words “Reply STOP to unsubscribe” then I think it is neither heartfelt nor meaningful to the person.

Squirrels cause a variety of problems, some worse than others. The following is not one of the worse ones; in fact it was rather amusing. And not just amusing once things had settled, but it was amusing while it was happening.

We have a shed in our yard where we store things like the wheelbarrow and snow shovels and garden hoses (in the offseason). One of the things stored in the shed is stuff for grilling – charcoal and lighter fluid.

Last fall, when I was putting the stuff away, I must not have rolled the bag of charcoal up. Or maybe it unrolled itself during the winter. Either way, when I went to get the charcoal for the first grilling of the season, the bag was open.

Another thing to note is that the squirrels like our shed. It’s a nice sheltered place.

Anyway, I took the bag over to the grill and dumped some charcoal into the grill, and I saw this:

The squirrels had decided that the bag was a good spot to store walnuts. I picked the walnuts out of the grill, tossed them off to the side of the lawn, lit the grill, and went on.

While we were waiting for the coals to settle down, we noticed a squirrel going to the bag of charcoal. Over the next several minutes, he went to the bag, grabbed a walnut out of it, took it somewhere, and repeated until the bag had no more walnuts. Saved me some work later. But I suppose he caused me some work earlier, so squirrels are still overall a nuisance.

Do you remember those kids’ activity or puzzle books, with word searches and logic puzzles and spot-the-differences and find-the-hidden-objects and such? One of the staple items in that type of book is the trace-the-line puzzle. Usually it would be of a matching sort of thing (help the animal follow its rope to its favorite food) or of a avoid-the-dead-ends sort (which rope will let the explorer pull himself out of the pit?).

Little did I know back then that those puzzles were training kids for adulthood. The books tried to make it fun. If they wanted to make it more real and less fun, it would be something along the lines of “which extension cord should you unplug so you can move the fan to another room? If you choose the wrong one, you have to reset the clocks on two devices.”

The other thing the books don’t train you for is that you can’t just follow the rope/cord/line back to its source and then you’re done. You have to physically move the various cords to extract the one you need, and the other two cords do not easily let go of the one you want.

I propose the kids activity books should include a life lesson on the rope-tangle page, something like “Remember, if the explorer had used a rope organizer, he would not have the problem of needing to untangle them.”

This is the third of a three-part series. You can also read about the first part of our trip to Florida here.

Day 7:
This day was Universal Studios Epic Universe (USEU) day. We had been seeing ads for it, and it looked fun. And we had some friends who went, and they liked it. And we don’t take our kids to theme parks (unless you count one trip to Cedar Point), so at least they can have had the experience.

We took the shuttle from the hotel to the park, and had no problems with that. The park was crowded, but the line to get in moved along well enough.

Thanks to the Universal Studios app, we could see the wait times for all the rides on our phone, so we headed first to the one that looked decent enough to ride and had a short-ish wait time. It was in the Isle of Berk.

Most of my experience with amusement parks has been Cedar Point. I like Cedar Point, but one thing that USEU did better than Cedar Point is that they have a lot of shade for people waiting in line and they also have drinking fountains along the way. Maybe in the Florida heat that’s more of a necessity than Ohio.

The different worlds were well done, with the right props and settings, people who stayed in character as they were walking off their post back to the break room, and different music in each area that set the mood. The music really was a nice touch, it was always there, not blaring, and even if you weren’t paying attention to it, it sub-consciously had an effect.

And there were plenty of props – some animate, some inanimate – to keep your attention, like this sheep in the Isle of Berk.

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