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With the end of the world pending, I figured I should express my thoughts on some of the misplaced accusations of who or what is the anti-Christ.

What prompted this thought was the discovery that some people are opposed to Social Security numbers because they could be the mark of the Beast.

My criticism of that view is that it is limited to people in the United States only. I doubt that the events described in Revelation will be confined to the middle of North America.

Plus, I find anti-Christ predictions to be on par with predictions of the day of the rapture – useless at best and detrimental to Christian testimony at worst.

So let’s end the debate about what the mark of the Beast is or who the anti-Christ is.

Because it’s obviously Facebook.

Here are some of the conversations with gamma that I have collected over the last few weeks. Enjoy!

The Scene: Gamma cannot be still and appears to have a full bladder.
Some Guy: Do you need to go potty?
Gamma: No, my knees are just dancing.

The Scene: My neck was sore from too many children grabbing onto my neck as they jumped on my back whenever I sat or knelt.
Gamma (about to jump on my back): Does your neck hurt?
Some Guy: Yes
Gamma: Okay, I’ll just grab your shoulders!

The Scene: Way past bedtime. We are trying to persuade Gamma to go to sleep.
Gamma: I’m still awake because my eyes can’t stay shut

The Scene: Gamma is coughing and we have just decided that he is not going to church.
Gamma: I want to go to church because I will cover my mouth. That’s why I want to go to church.

The Scene: The wife is at the fridge and Gamma is nearby. I walk into the kitchen and my wife has a question.
Wife (to me): What was I going to add to the grocery list?
Gamma: Ice cream and popsicles!

The Scene: I just told Gamma that he should not eat the hot pepper because it is spicy.
Gamma: I will blow the hot off the pepper. Then it will be a cold pepper. No, then it will be warm after I blow on it.

The Scene: We are getting ready to watch Shaun the Sheep. There is an episode with a swamp monster. It is meant to be silly, not scary, but it starts with scary music so the boys call it “the scary one”.
Gamma: I want to watch the scary one.
Some Guy: Oh, I don’t
Gamma: Why not?
Some Guy: It’s too scary.
Gamma: You can go away from the scary part…
Some Guy: Hmm?
Gamma: And they stay in the TV…
Some Guy: ?
Gamma: The scary guy can’t come out where we are
Some Guy: That’s, umm, good to know.

I heard this week is Band Books Week, where we are supposed to read books that have been overlooked and neglected because, well, they’re about bands. I think it usually starts the last Sunday in September, or something like that.

For my contribution to this week, I am suggesting the following 3 books to people

• The Marching Band Handbook
  This book is a guide for various aspects of marching bands. If you are looking to run a marching band, this might be just what you need.

  If you are not involved in running a marching band, then you’ll probably want to skip this one.

• The Line
  If you want an actual story, instead of a manual, then go for this book. It follows some high-school kids as they navigate the tricky waters of classes, band, and relationships.

  If you are not a girl who is in junior high or high school, then you’ll probably want to skip this one.

• The Smiths: Songs That Saved Your Life
  Not all bands are marching bands, so here is a book about a pop band. Or rather, a former pop band. Rock band? Alternative rock? Whatever they were, here’s a book about them and their music.

  If you did not have a poster of Morrissey on your bedroom wall when you were a teenager, then you’ll probably want to skip this one.

Disclaimer: I have not read these books, nor am I endorsing them. I have no idea if they are any good. Read them at your own risk.

What books would you recommend for Band Books Week?

You cannot stop The Ferninator

I know, I know … it’s a hosta, not a fern. How about if we say the hosta is a Model 101 and the fern is a T-1000?

Some people were disappointed that my site’s consensus pick for week 2 of the 2012 NFL season was incorrect. After pondering what happened, I am not going to blame the officiating. Rather, I will just have my disclaimer ready.

Warning: consensus picks are no more than 85% accurate.

I went through the whole 2011 season and tallied how many consensus picks there were and how many times it was correct. (One of the many uses for spreadsheets…) I did that for when all 8 forecasting methods agreed, as well as 7 of 8, 6 of 8, and 5 of 8.

Here are the results:

So, if all 8 picks agree, they have an 85% chance of being right. Since they were wrong in week 2, they should be correct for the next several picks.

This recently-completed weekend was the unofficial Holland Half-Marathon.

• I say “unofficial” because it didn’t really happen for most of us there. Although there were hundreds of runners there, only about 15 or so actually got results.

  That’s because there was too much lightning in the area, so the race organizers packed up the equipment for the finish line and they left. They were telling people that the race was black-flagged, but no one told us runners that. It’s a good thing I had my watch and was keeping my own time, because my chip was useless for anything after the 84-minute mark.

• So I finished, got my finisher medal and bottle of water (thanks to those volunteers for sticking around), and stretched my legs. Then, as we were walking to the food tables (which had been moved to the gym for weather reasons), it started raining more. And hailing. I grabbed some food, saw the (few) race results, then got in my parents’ minivan for the ride back to my sister’s house. The weather was a far cry from last year’s 70-and-sunny day.
• That was the most notable thing about the race. That, and my sister won her age group for the 5k. Since she finished in under 84 minutes, she did get an official result, as did my brother-in-law.
• The other notable thing about the race, at least to me, was that there was a blind runner. I had never seen someone running blind before, so that’s why it was notable. Next time, it won’t be so notable.

  I saw the guy around the quarter- or half-mile mark. He had the red and white cane like one would expect, but the end was a plastic ball so that it would slide on the pavement. He didn’t tap the cane – he just pushed it along. I wasn’t quite sure that he was fully blind though, until he missed the turn after the 1-mile mark. He might have run into the police car that was there to block traffic, if it hadn’t been for the race volunteer standing there to direct the runners. She caught him just in time and directed back with the rest of us runners.

  Shortly after that, I noticed a guy in a black running shirt with green trim. He started running with the blind guy (I’ll call him Scott because I think that’s his name). The new guy’s shirt said “Team Gazelle” on it, and I gathered from some of his conversation with Scott that he worked for Gazelle Sports (which happens to be a sponsor of the Park 2 Park race). The Gazelle guy (whom I’ll call Rob because I don’t really know his name) then ran with Scott for the rest of the race, all 11.5 miles that we had left.

• I ran about the same pace as Scott – they were either just ahead of me or just behind me until about mile 8.5, when Scott had to stop and stretch his legs and they never caught back up to me after that. I must commend Rob for going above and beyond his obligations – he ran with Scott, helped him make turns and avoid obstacles (some large puddles were on the course), kept a conversation going, and even got him water at the water stations. Scott would keep running past the water stations, and Rob would stop, get two waters, catch back up to Scott, and hand him a cup of water.

  I’ve never been to Gazelle Sports, but if that’s the kind of service and support they give to someone who is not a customer, imagine how they treat someone who walks into their store. I saw Rob after the race, but the gym was crowded with people and my family was waiting for me so I didn’t get a chance to ask him any questions. And since there are no race results, I can’t confirm that Scott was his real name or make an educated guess as to what Rob’s name might be (other than that is the name of one of the guys on the Gazelle Sports website).

• I’ll finish with one tip: be sure to eat before you run. That was my mistake I made when I first started running marathons (and halves) – I did not eat much breakfast, because everyone knows you are not supposed to eat and run. Think about it this way: you will burn through at least 1500 calories running a half-marathon (or 3000 calories for a full marathon). If you do not have a good amount of food in you, from where will those calories come? Answer: they won’t, and your body will try to shut down during the race because it doesn’t have enough energy to run.

  So if you’re wondering “Should I eat before a race?” the answer is “yes”. Don’t eat right before the race – I try to finish eating at least an hour before the race. For this half, I had about 2 scrambled eggs, 2 pieces of ham, a yogurt, a Nutri-Grain bar, a bowl of cereal, and half a banana. For a 5k, I’d allow more time between eating a running, probably more like 3 hours. And I wouldn’t eat as much.

That’s it for this race update. I’m sure you will be eagerly awaiting next month’s race update (sneak preview: I ran, I finished, I can still walk) (sneak preview is subject to change without notice).