Eat Mor Font
Now that no one is talking about Chick-fil-A anymore, it’s time to announce that Font Grill has released a new font.
Introducing: Font-fil-A
Go download Font-fil-A.
You know what goes well with a chikin font? Potatoes and kern.
I, Paul, write this greeting with my own hand, and this is a distinguishing mark in every letter; this is the way I write.
2 Thessalonians 3:17
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This post was inspired by a radio commercial. I forget which company it was or what they were trying to sell. It said something along the lines of “hitting a hornet’s nest like a piñata”.
Now available on T-shirts! Go buy some Worst Piñata Ever merchandise on Printfection.
Moreover, the Lord your God will send the hornet against them, until those who are left and hide themselves from you perish.
Deuteronomy 7:20
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We have been listening to a lot of a particular CD of children’s songs lately, so I have some of them floating around in my head.
I will share them with you here, so that you too may have them floating around in your head. I think research has shown that if you can get a song stuck in someone else’s head, it leaves your own head.
Old MacDonald
Old MacDonald had a farm and Bingo was his name-o.
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
and Bingo was his name-o.
Song of Many Lyrics
Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky
Now I know my A-B-Cs
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
Head and Shoulders on the Bus
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.
Knees and toes.
Knees and toes.
Head, shoulders, round and round
All through the town
I wonder how many people are named “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt”?
Actually, I wonder how many people have the name of “Jingleheimer”. If that is anywhere in your name, I doubt it matters what your first or last name is.
and when they had brought them to the chief magistrates, they said, “These men are throwing our city into confusion, being Jews,
Acts 16:20
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Just don’t call him that to his face.
Like a flower he comes forth and withers. He also flees like a shadow and does not remain.
Job 14:2
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It’s March, the start of the spring quarter. Time for me to update the theme on this blog.
As is usual, it’s not much of a new theme – all I did was replace the images. Spring in the Midwest US means rain, and with rain comes erosion. Hence, the pictures are of waves and rocks. Good?
Anyway, here’s a slightly new look. Expect some tweaks in the days to come.
The floods have lifted up, O Lord,
The floods have lifted up their voice,
The floods lift up their pounding waves.
Psalm 93:3
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He said, “May God deal with me, be it ever so severely, if the head of Elisha son of Shaphat remains on his shoulders today!”
2 Kings 6:31
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I used to read to Delta, but now I just hand him books. He used to get picture books, now he gets books with words only. For example, here was tonight’s selection:
At first, he was skeptical that my choice would not be very interesting. But after perusing the back cover, he decided to give it a chance. You can see by the following photo that he was glad he did.
For your own copy of Legal Fables, go visit Ray O. Sage’s Amazon page for Legal Fables.
But to the elders he said, “Wait here for us until we return to you. And behold, Aaron and Hur are with you; whoever has a legal matter, let him approach them.”
Exodus 24:14
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