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Delivery Nook

Like everyone else these days, we’re getting a lot of things delivered rather than going to the store to buy them. But with a combination of various personalities of the people doing the delivering, and the layout of our driveway and front walkway, we were never sure where our packages would actually end up.

Our driveway, naturally, ends up at our garage. Some people would park next to the garage, then walk the package across the front of the house to the front porch. They probably do that to keep the package safe from rain/snow/spy satellites/etc. And I appreciated that. But that’s a longer walk than they need to take, and I’d like to help their day go quicker.

Some people would park next to the garage and put the packages on the ground just outside the garage, moreso when the garage door was closed, but also sometimes when it was open. If it was when we were out, there were multiple times when I’d pull up to the garage, stop and get out to move the package, then get back in and pull into the garage.

Then there are the delivery guys (yes it is guys, as the gals all seem to be in the first category of walking it to the front porch) who put the packages inside the garage if the door is open. Sometimes just inside the garage, sometimes behind our minivan, and sometimes halfway in the garage.

So, lots of options where people can and do delivery stuff.

In general, I like to avoid ambiguity. And this situation had some ambiguity that I realized I could prevent. So I did.

image of a shelter nook shelf with a roof built for delivery of packages boxes and bags

I built, right next to our garage door, a package delivery nook thingy.
It has a roof so the conscientious people can leave things there, knowing they’ll be protected from the rain.
And it’s right next to the garage, so the people who don’t want to walk much don’t have to go very far.
And it’s about at the height where the bottom of the box is for someone carrying it with their arms down, so there’s no bending down involved.
And it has a sign, so the people know it’s for them to use.

I put it up, and on the very next delivery the person used it.

Here it is, the first thing delivered to the new package nook:

image of a shelter nook shelf with a roof built for delivery of packages boxes and bags

Now I am happier that things should be delivered more consistently, and I hope the delivery personnel are better off too.

Give us help against the enemy, For deliverance by man is worthless.

Psalm 108:12

Baby Names 2020

Subtitle: in which I improve the government’s records

Allow me to introduce to you the 2020 SFS List of Baby Names that Combine Similar Pronunciations. That baby name list is the place to go in case you are wondering what are the most popular baby names in 2020 regardless of how they are spelled. The Social Security baby name list does not adjust the rankings based on alternate spellings (like Catherine/Katherine), but SFS does.

It was just Mother’s Day, so the SSA released the name rankings for 2020. Last year’s champion, Jackson is again the most popular boy’s name in the US but just barely. Last year it had a lead of just over 1800; this year its lead is only 140ish.
No controversy for the girls – it’s Sophia again, and by a similar margin as last year.

Some Stats

  • The top 3 names for the boys are the same, but Oliver jumped past Aiden into 4th place, and Elijah passed Lucas for 6th.
  • The top 8 names for the girls are the same as 2019, and in the same order.
  • Again, Liam has the title of the highest-ranked boy’s name that has no spelling variations, at number 2.
  • Again, Emma is the highest-ranked girl’s name that has no spelling variations, at number 3.
  • Girl names still have more spelling variations than boy names (269/1000 vs. 178/1000 alternates)
  • Kayson once again took the prize for the most spelling variations for the boys at 8.
  • For the girls, Adaline and Madelynare tied for the most spelling variations at 6.
  • All the top boy spots had their numbers go down last year, as did all the girls. I wouldn’t make too much of it without further analysis, because I don’t know if the total numbers went down too.

2020 Improved Baby Name List

Click on the link above and peruse to your heart’s content!

The firstborn gave birth to a son, and named him Moab; he is the father of the Moabites to this day.

Genesis 19:37

Baby Names 2019

Subtitle: in which I improve the government’s records

Allow me to introduce to you the 2019 SFS List of Baby Names that Combine Similar Pronunciations. That baby name list is the place to go in case you are wondering what are the most popular baby names in 2019 regardless of how they are spelled. The Social Security baby name list does not adjust the rankings based on alternate spellings (like Catherine/Katherine), but SFS does.

Normally the baby names are released for Mother’s Day, but this year they blamed COVID-19 for a delay. They just published the 2019 names at the end of September, so now they are here on my site. Last year’s champion, Jackson is again the most popular boy’s name in the US but losing ground to Liam and Noah. Aiden is still losing popularity.
No controversy for the girls – it’s Sophia again. It’s holding strong, but last year’s 3rd place winner – Emma – took a nosedive this year.

Some Stats

  • The top 4 names for the boys are the same, spot #5 last year William dropped way down, allowing Lucas to move up.
  • The top 6 names for the girls are the same as 2018, it’s just that Emma and Amelia switched spots, as did Ava and Isabella.
  • Again, Liam has the title of the highest-ranked boy’s name that has no spelling variations, at number 2.
  • Again, Emma is the highest-ranked girl’s name that has no spelling variations, but at number 4.
  • Girl names still have more spelling variations than boy names (269/1000 vs. 180/1000 alternates)
  • Kayson once again took the prize for the most spelling variations for the boys at 8.
  • For the girls, Adaline, Madalyn and Layla are tied at 6 variations, and Amaya at lost one and is now at 5.
  • Sophia is still the favorite for the girls, but the gap is closing. Spots 2 and 3 increased their count last year, so Sophia’s run at the top may have an end in sight. There’s still a lot of room between 1 and 2, so that end may be farther rather than closer.

2019 Improved Baby Name List

Click on the link above and peruse to your heart’s content!

So Amasa went to call out the men of Judah, but he delayed longer than the set time which he had appointed him.

2 Samuel 20:5

Hairy Plotter

Here is a series of book titles and cover art that I’ve put together for what would happen if a famous boy wizard were an old-school pen plotter instead.

Book 1: Harry Plotter and the Sources of Toner

image of the book Harry Plotter and the Sources of Toner, a spoof of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

This is the most technically-incorrect title of the series, as a pen plotter does not use toner. And astute readers might notice that Harry Plotter is trying to catch containers of ink, not toner. But you get the idea.

And this is the book for American readers. British readers get “Harry Plotter and the Philosopher’s Toner”, which is not an engaging a plot as his search for the sources of toner. Spoiler alert: there are rivers of toner under the school, hidden under a trapdoor and guarded by Fluffy.

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Magic Spreadsheet

For those of you who enjoyed the heyday of the Magic Eye posters, whereby focusing your eyes at a depth that’s not the surface of the paper you could see a hidden image, I have used my considerable knowledge of spreadsheets to produce a 3D image.

Behold, the Magic Spreadsheet:

image of a spreadsheet setup to produce a magic eye type 3D effect

Uncross your eyes until the letters align; unfocus your eyes until the double image matches up with the image next to it.

What I did here was put the bottom row with the same indentation of 0, the middle row gets an extra space each cell to the right, and the top row gets two extra spaces each cell to the right.

The shading was just for fun.

For your next presentation, try hiding some cheap stereograms. If you’re presenting your screen from a work-at-home situation, no one can see you cross your eyes.

Let your eyes look directly ahead And let your gaze be fixed straight in front of you.

Proverbs 4:25

Austrian Accent

I noticed some people were trying to use the German accenterator to sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem is that Arnold is not German, and he doesn’t sound like the stereotypical German.

So I went ahead and created an accenterator page for everyone’s favorite Austrian farmer. Go visit the Austrian accent page to try the accent.

One thing I noticed is there are many similarities between The Ahnold and a Boston accent. Try each of them with a phrase like ‘smart park your car in Harvard yard’ and see how close they are.

So why doesn’t Arnold sound like he’s from Boston? I think it’s mostly the tone of voice. That’s one of the drawbacks of written English – no tones. Say that phrase with a lower, more even tone and it’s Arnold. Say that same phrase with a higher, brighter tone and it’s Bostonian.

They called this out with a loud voice in the language of Judah to the people of Jerusalem who were on the wall, to frighten and terrify them, so that they might take the city.

2 Chronicles 32:18

More Tree Climbers Guild

A while back I posted some information about Tree Climbers Guild, although they might not appreciate that I capitalized their band name here.

I’m taking this opportunity to point out that their songs are now on YouTube. Feel free to enjoy some of the sounds of my college days.

Tree Climbers Guild album

Who improvise to the sound of the harp, And like David have composed songs for themselves,

Amos 6:5