This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
I Can Has Time Back?
Apr
8
2010
One night during the Easter break, I spent about 2 hours on the Cheezburger Network, just flipping through the various sites and discovering interesting things and reading captioned photos.
And reading captioned photos.
And reading captioned photos.
They kind of blend together after a while, but I couldn’t stop clicking on the “Next” button.
After a couple of hours, I snapped out of it. Where had the time gone? What had I done with my life tonight? What else could I have accomplished with those two hours? I could have cleaned off the tops of my dresser and nightstand. I could have finally attached the trim around the closet in the bathroom. I could have done a number of useful things.
The Cheezburger Network is not useful.
I want a refund.
Srsly, can I get those two hours back?
I suppose it was no worse than a bad movie, so I’ll just consider it that. Yeah, like a choose-your-own-adventure movie because I was clicking on links to determine the plot content.
No, wait…that makes it worse. I am complaining about a bad movie that I directed. At least it was free.
Oh well, I suppose that’s what the internet is for.
And about the eleventh hour he went out and found others standing around; and he said to them, ‘Why have you been standing here idle all day long?’
Matthew 20:6
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:59 pm and has been carefully placed in the Life category.
April 9th, 2010 at 8:01 am
Srsly, you could have done a million things that involved cleaning, or you could have just gone to sleep at a decent time. Word on the street is that you’re going to be cut off of the computer if you keep wasting time like that.
April 9th, 2010 at 11:38 am
Time management FAIL.