This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Husbands and Wives – The Dress
Sep
20
2010
Wife: Which one of these dresses do you like better?
Husband: That one.
Wife: Why?
Husband: The other one has an empire waist, and I’m not a fan of the empire waist.
Wife, possibly glaring: My wedding dress had an empire waist…
Quiz:
What should the husband say next?
A. Oh, hey, look at the time! I gotta go to my (insert excuse here).
B. It did? All I remember is how beautiful you looked that day.
C. Umm…
D. (nothing, just back away slowly and leave the room)
Answer:
There is no right answer, of course.
The aforementioned conversation might have been hypothetical. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is strictly coincidental. No husbands were harmed in the making of this blog post.
It was given to her to clothe herself in fine linen, bright and clean; for the fine linen is the righteous acts of the saints.
Revelation 19:8
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September 20th, 2010 at 7:09 am
B) is a pretty good answer. We women are pretty superficial; tell us how beautiful we are and you *might* get away with whatever else you said that was BAD.
September 20th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
The root problem is that the husband knows what an empire waist is. Without that knowledge, this conversation doesn’t happen.
September 20th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
E. Wife is impressed that husband even knows what “empire waist” means.
September 20th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
The correct answer is B 1/2.
“It did? I didn’t know what an empire wiast was when we got married. I just learned about them recently. All I remember is how beautiful you looked that day.”
September 20th, 2010 at 10:21 pm
Empire waist sounds like “really big waist – as big as an empire!”, so I was scared for you for a minute.