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1000 Spoofs

Mar

2012

Ann Voskamp’s book One Thousand Gifts is fairly popular. But it’s getting a little stale in that it came out over a year ago. It needs an update.

I took it upon myself to produce some book covers, should she ever decide to write the following books:

A book on sorting flour, entitled One Thousand Sifts

if Ann Voskamp wrote One Thousand Sifts, showing a flour sifter on the book cover

A book on older formats of clip art, entitled One Thousand Gifs

if Ann Voskamp wrote One Thousand Gifs, showing a some gif clip art on the book cover

A book on peanut butter, entitled One Thousand Jifs

if Ann Voskamp wrote One Thousand Jifs, showing Jif peanut butter on the book cover

A book on energy bars, entitled One Thousand Clifs

if Ann Voskamp wrote One Thousand Clifs, showing Clif bars on the book cover

I thought about her book on elevators, entitled One Thousand Lifts, but I decided to pass on the cover art for that one.

Any other titles?

Now there are diversities of gifts, but the same Spirit.

1 Corinthians 12:4

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Ricky Anderson Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 9:32 am
A book on Solomon and the relationship among his women – One Thousand Rifts.
Burrill Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 1:35 pm
A companion volume to One Thousand Gifs could be One Thousand Tifs, a lengthy book about uncompressed image files.
Mark-Eugene Says:
July 1st, 2012 at 10:12 am
Like Nehemiah, I suggest that you be listening to your “brothers… and other men”, to hear about the goings on in the world, so you can set yourself to some important of God’s efforts. In a world with such needs, there are far better things to be doing with time, than what is being done and shared here. A Br’er.
Ricky Anderson Says:
July 1st, 2012 at 11:10 pm
I totally agree, Mark-Eugene. And you have lived up to your life’s calling of being a troll WONDERFULLY.
Some Guy Says:
July 2nd, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Mark-Eugene, please provide some examples of what I can accomplish in 30 minutes while eating my lunch at my desk at work. It’s easy to copy/paste some images together and write some captions while munching on a sandwich, but that probably doesn’t go far toward hearing “Well done, thou good and faithful servant.” So what would?