Wonder Pets Save Detroit

photo of Wonder Pets Detroit the phone is ringing

photo of Wonder Pets Detroit there's a city that's in trouble

photo of Wonder Pets Detroit city is in financial ruin with red ink not blood

photo of Wonder Pets Detroit city bankrupt this is sewious this is serious let's save the city

photo of Wonder Pets Detroit Snyder Orr and Bing-Bing too

photo of Wonder Pets Detroit what's gonna work teamwork city council

photo of Wonder Pets on our way help the city of detroit and save the day

Transcript:
(phone ringing, filled with cash)
Rick Snyder, as a guinea pig: The phone, the phone is ringing
Dave Bing, as a duckling: The phone, we’ll be right there
Kevyn Orr, as a turtle: The phone, the phone is ringing
Snyder: There’s a city that’s in trouble
Bing: There’s a city that’s in trouble
Orr: There’s a city that’s in trouble somewhere
Snyder, listening to the phone: A city is in financial ruin!
Picture of a city: It’s awash in red ink!
Bing: Oh, I thought that was blood
Snyder: No, red ink means the city spends more money than it has
Orr: It’s a city… that’s going bankrupt…
Bing: This is sewious
Orr: We have to help them
Snyder: Let’s save the city
All: Let’s save the city
All: Let’s save the city
Snyder: Snyder
Orr: Orr
Bing: And Bing-Bing too
All: We’re Wonder Pets and we’ll help you
Snyder: What’s gonna work?
All: Teamwork
Snyder: What’s gonna work?
All: Teamwork
Detroit City Council: No it’s not
All: Wonder Pets, Wonder Pets, we’re on our way
All: To help the city of Detroit and save the day
Bing: We’re not too big
Orr: And we’re not too tough
All: But when we work together we’ve got the right stuff
All: Go Wonder Pets
All: Yay!


When I started making these pictures, I wasn’t sure how it would turn out. But as soon as I put Rick Snyder’s head on Linny’s body, I knew it would be good. He works very well as a guinea pig.

And it might have worked with another mayor, but having a mayor named Bing is icing on the cake.

Everyone who was in distress, and everyone who was in debt, and everyone who was discontented gathered to him; and he became captain over them. Now there were about four hundred men with him.

1 Samuel 22:2

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