This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Dad Titles
Jun
21
2016
In recognition of Father’s Day, I put together a list of titles for the roles that dads have.
- CTO – Chief Turner Offer (of the light switches)
- CQC – Cookie Quality Checker (need to make sure they’re safe for everybody)
- GTO – Garbage Taker Outer (no one else has accepted this promotion yet)
- CFF – Chief Food Finisher (do not let a perfectly good half a steak go to waste)
- CDC – Chief Door Closer (working closely with the CTO)
I’d like to add the title CEO after my name, but I haven’t found a good acronym for it yet. Any suggestions?
The servant told Isaac all the things that he had done.
Genesis 24:66
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 10:48 pm and has been carefully placed in the Life category.
June 22nd, 2016 at 9:16 am
Chief Efficiency Officer. Can be used both with electricity waste and time as in, “it does NOT take 25 minutes to take a shower/put away your socks/put your shoes on, etc”
June 23rd, 2016 at 8:31 am
CSK – Chief Spider Killer
or
CEO – Chief Eradication Officer