We got our kids new toothbrushes a few weeks ago. It turns out that one of the toothbrushes has a new feature – a suction cup built into the end.
I thought it might have some practical use, but once a 5-year-old discovers what it can do,
your house

will never

be the same.

He must be one who manages his own household well, keeping his children under control with all dignity
1 Timothy 3:4
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 10:12 pm and has been carefully placed in the Family category.

Buy your kids some calamari.
This makes me think of the computer lab at North Elementary. I will never understand why anybody would think it would be a good idea to let elementary-age kids have swivel chairs with wheels.
I thought we’d see a picture of the toothbrush stuck to one of the kids’ bodies/faces.