Not Mine Monday, September 2009 Edition

In a shameless spoof of MckMama’s Not Me Monday, I am posting a Not Mine Monday. This week is a mix of Not Mines and Not Mes

  • My child did not stand up straight at attention with his chin up and say “Yes sir!” to my wife when she was sternly lecturing him about his misbehavior. And then he did not march out of the room when she was done.
  • And if he had done that, I would not have hidden behind the sheet of paper I was reading in order for him not to see me as I was stifling my laughter.
  • I did not notice that both drinking fountains had the same supply line and therefore the height of water in one fountain varied based on the other water fountain. And I did not use that knowledge to cause my oldest to have water sprayed in his nose by letting go of my drinking fountain’s button as he was leaning to take a drink from his fountain. That would have been immature and would have given him some bad ideas. But if that had happened, he would have thought it was funny too.
  • I did not pack part of my lunch in a Bob the Builder bowl and take that to work.

And whoever in the name of a disciple gives to one of these little ones even a cup of cold water to drink, truly I say to you, he shall not lose his reward.

Matthew 10:42

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This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 8:12 am and has been carefully placed in the Family category.

7 Responses to “Not Mine Monday, September 2009 Edition”

  1. Khordaddy Says:

    Nice to see a fellow dad on Not Me. Bob the Builder, huh? Brave man. Had to laugh at the water fountain trick. Sounds like something I would do :)

  2. Charity Says:

    Bob the Builder, can we eat it? Bob the Builder, YES WE CAN!

  3. Tiff Says:

    I was laughing so hard at the water fountain thing. That’s MESSED UP. LOL, I need to remember that one… :)

  4. Shelly Says:

    I love the water fountain thing. It takes a real man to be able to take Bob the Builder to work with him.

  5. Katrina Says:

    That water fountain trick is so funny. That actually happend to me at work on sunday!

  6. Rachel Sheldon Says:

    Bob the Builder is waaaaay more mature & manly than Clifford the Big Red Dog or Curious George. Nice. Thanks for the laugh

  7. Leah Says:

    brave dad indeed. and yep, fountain trick is a good one

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