- It was not my children who stuck their drinking straws into a bowl of sprinkles (that were supposed to go on their ice cream) and were trying to drink as many sprinkles as they could. Nope, my children know that straws are for their drinks only, and they know not to play with or make games of their food.
- Our son did not let out one of the longest, loudest yawns he could, just after the last hymn, while the pastor was getting ready to say something but hadn’t quite started so it was very quiet in the church. But if he had done that, the whole congregation, including the pastor, would have laughed.
And to make things official, here’s a Not Me entry:
- I did not give the kids straws so they could drink the sugar water light syrup out of the fruit cup containers before they ate the fruit. Nope, I know that they don’t need the sugar and I always drain the fruit cup first. And rinse the fruit. Yeah, that’s it.
Then he cried out to the LORD, and the LORD showed him a tree; and he threw it into the waters, and the waters became sweet There He made for them a statute and regulation, and there He tested them.
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 7:27 am and has been carefully placed in the Family category.