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Big Ten Logo Update

Breaking news, just in from the Big Ten headquarters in Park Ridge, Illinois :

With the upcoming addition of a twelfth team, the Big Ten conference has released a new logo. Since the old logo incorporated the number “11” inside the text “BigTen”, that logo was no longer relevant to the expanded conference.

The new logo retains the look and feel of the previous logo, emphasizing the history of the Big Ten while at the same time subtly showing the progress the conference has made in growing to twelve members.

Old Logo

Old Big Ten logo for eleven teams

New Logo

New Big Ten logo for twelve teams

And they drew lots for them, and the lot fell to Matthias; and he was added to the eleven apostles.

Acts 1:26

X-Men: Rivals, the Plan

X-Men Rivals / Wolverine title

Here is another scene from the unreleased Wolverine movie (click on the image to see a full-size version) :

X-Men Rivals / Wolverine comic

Here is the text, in case your browser has trouble with images:
Wolverine : Tebownium has been neutralized
Wolverine : But with some help fro the Big College Superhero . . .
(narrator): The big-game ray will affect the enemy’s throat muscles,
(narrator): causing them to tighten.
Puddles : You mean he will choke?
Wolverine : Exactly!

You may also want to see the previous episode of X-Men Rivals.

They will all respond and say to you,’Even you have been made weak as we,You have become like us.

Isaiah 14:10

All-Haiku Bowl Predictions, 2009

Based on the popularity existence of last year’s article predicting bowl games in haiku form, I present to you this year’s all-haiku bowl game predictions. Still America’s only all-haiku college bowl game predictions.

These are listed in order of date (earliest first). Some picks are whom I think will win, and some picks are whom I want to win. I’ll leave it to you, the reader, to decide which is which.

Dec. 19th

New Mexico Bowl
Watch for bowl game creep
This game’s a day earlier
than it was last year
Fresno State over Wyoming

St. Petersburg Bowl
UCF/Rutgers
My prediction is that the
Knights will win this one
UCF over Rutgers

Dec. 20th

New Orleans Bowl
Do people go to
this bowl for the game or to
visit New Awlins?
Six over Half-dozen

Okay, okay, Southern Miss over Middle Tennessee

Dec. 22nd

Las Vegas Bowl
BYU’s fifth straight
Las Vegas bowl – it’s now their
home away from home
Oregon St. over BYU

Dec. 23rd

Poinsettia Bowl
Based on how they each
fared against the PAC-10 Ducks
Utah is better
Utah over Cal

Dec. 24th

Hawaii Bowl
Remember to use
an apostrophe when you
spell Hawai’i Bowl
Nevada over SMU

Dec. 26th

Little Caesars Bowl
If I pick against
C-USA, would I be
unpatriotic?
Ohio over Marshall

Meineke Car Care Bowl
Pitt should have won the
game against Cincinnati.
They’ll make up for it.
Pitt over UNC

Emerald Bowl
Similar colors
cause confusion on the field
What’s that shade of red?
BC over USC

Dec. 27th

Music City Bowl
They should not play a
college game on a Sunday.
That’s for NFL.
Kentucky over Clemson

Dec. 28th

Independence Bowl
I hope the bowl game
is handled a lot better
than their website is
Georgia over Texas A&M

Dec. 29th

EagleBank Bowl
UCLA beat
both Army and Navy to
get in this bowl game
UCLA over Temple

Champs Sports Bowl
“Florida Citrus Sports”
sounds like they should be playing
a game of fruitball
Miami over Wisconsin

Dec. 30th

Humanitarian Bowl
If Bowling Green would
change their name to Bowling Blue,
they’d fit in Boise
Bowling Green over Idaho

Holiday Bowl
Second place versus
Another second place team.
Gotta prove themselves
Arizona over Nebraska

Dec. 31st

Armed Forces Bowl
Grudge match for Air Force.
Maybe they can win this one?
Not against Keenum.
Houston over Air Force

Sun Bowl
Everyone knows that
you should not expect UO
to win their bowl game
Stanford over Oklahoma

Texas Bowl
As the saying goes:
Missouri loves company
And Midshipmen too
Navy over Missouri

Insight Bowl
Battle of the teams
that are evenly matched and
both mediocre
Iowa State over Minnesota

Chick-fil-A Bowl
Kiffen in charge now.
Head coaches can’t be younger
than I am, can they?
VT over Tennessee

Jan. 1st

Outback Bowl
The Outback Bowl should
be played in Australia,
not in Florida
Northwestern over Auburn

Capital One Bowl
Les Miles on one side.
Coaching by odometer,
JoePa has more miles
PSU over LSU

Gator Bowl
Bowden insulted
Shouldn’t his last game be in
the Seminole Bowl?
WVU over FSU

Rose Bowl
Buckeyes have trouble
in the national spotlight
and lose their bowl games
Oregon over Ohio State

Sugar Bowl
Swan song for Tebow
But don’t forget the team has
other players too.
Florida over Cincinnati

Jan. 2nd

International Bowl
This game is on a
palindrome date.  It should start
at 12:21
NIU over USF

Papajohns.com Bowl
Last of the sponsors
left from the dot-com era.
Pizza or website?
UConn over South Carolina

Cotton Bowl
Even college teams
will need to watch out for the
big low-flying screens
OK St. over Ole Miss

Liberty Bowl
The Liberty Bowl
was founded by Pass and Stow.
Who’s this Dudley guy?
Arkansas over East Carolina

Alamo Bowl
Michigan State has
its third-straight bowl appearance.
That’s more than U-Mich.
Texas Tech over MSU

Jan. 4th

Fiesta Bowl (A.K.A. The Kids’ Table Bowl)
BCS afraid
of having non-AQ teams
upset BCS
Boise St. over TCU

Jan. 5th

Orange Bowl
Iowa didn’t
win the Big 10 but it might
win the ACC
Iowa over Georgia Tech

Jan. 6th

GMAC Bowl
Troy won the Sun Belt
but they will have to do more
to catch LeFevour
CMU over Troy

Jan. 7th

Cleverly-named National Championship Game Bowl
What does ‘Bama do
to teams whose franchise player
is their quarterback?
Texas over Alabama

And that’s it for this year’s BCS and non-BCS bowl game predictions. Tune in later, about the second week of January, for the results show.

Blessed shall be your basket and your kneading bowl.

Deuteronomy 28:5

X-Men: Rivals, the Element

X-Men Rivals / Wolverine title

Here is another scene from the unreleased Wolverine movie (click on the image to see a full-size version) :

X-Men Rivals / Wolverine comic

Here is the text, in case your browser has trouble with images:
Wolverine : I need help to defeat my enemy
Wolverine : There is one element stronger than the Sweater Vest
(narrator): Take phosphorus – the 15th element – and subject it to intense heat and pressure
(narrator): The result is . . .
(last frame shows Tim Tebow): Tebownium!

You may also want to see the previous episode of X-Men Rivals.

This command I entrust to you, Timothy, my son, in accordance with the prophecies previously made concerning you, that by them you fight the good fight,

1 Timothy 1:18

X-Men: Rivals, the Aftermath

X-Men Rivals / Wolverine title

Here is another scene from the unreleased Wolverine movie (click on the image to see a full-size version) :

X-Men Rivals / Wolverine comic

Here is the text, in case your browser has trouble with images:
Wolverine (in defeat) : Aaaggh!!!
Wolverine: All of my attacks have been thwarted…
(last frame shows Jim Tressel): By the power of the sweater vest

You may also want to see the previous episode of X-Men Rivals.

For my eyes are toward You, O GOD, the Lord;In You I take refuge; do not leave me defenseless.

Psalm 141:8

Feeble Tebow

Watching the Florida-Florida State football game earlier today, I was pleased that the television announcers recognized Tim Tebow’s habit of putting Bible verses on his eye black.

A little background here for those who may need it:
Florida Gators are a college football team. Tim Tebow (also known as TimTebowTimTebowTimTebow to some people) is the quarterback of said team. Tebow has decided to take advantage of the national attention that being a leader of a high-profile team brings – he puts scripture references on the black stickers that athletes put under their eyes to reduce the glare from the sunlight.

He apparently figured that, as long as cameras were going to be featuring his face during games, he might as well make use of it. He changes the verse every week, and this week it was Hebrews 12:1-2. Here is the picture of Tebow just before the game (he’s a little teary because it was his last home game).

Florida Gator Time Tebow with the Bible verse Hebrews 12:1-2 on his eye black

Side Note: Regular readers of Some Blog Site will notice the similarity between Tebow’s different-verse-for-every-game habit and SBS’ different-verse-for-every-blog-post habit. Please note that SBS was doing this before Tebow started doing this, so I appreciate the flattery. Anyone who wants to promote Bible verses in everyday life is more than welcome.

Back to topic: Tebow’s verses have gathered so much attention that the game’s announcers mentioned his verse this week, just as part of their normal conversation during the game. Hmm…it seems that anything Tebow does gathers much attention and is reported on the TV, but let’s stick to the topic.

The announcers noted it was Hebrews 12, they looked it up, and they read the verse.
On the air.
Out loud and everything.

I was quite impressed that they did that (kudos to CBS), and I was pleased that Tebow’s plan to increase the Bible knowledge of the general public actually worked.

I mentioned these events to my wife. She tried to recall Hebrews 12:1-2 from memory, but it didn’t sound like what the announcers had read, so I looked it up. No, not to correct my wife, because her version sounded more familiar than the announcers’ version.

The announcers had read Hebrews 12:12 on the air:

Therefore, strengthen the hands that are weak and the knees that are feeble

But Tebow had written Hebrews 12:1-2. That’s read as Hebrews twelve, verses one and two. Not Hebrews twelve, verse twelve.

It looks like Bible literacy still has a ways to go.

At least Tebow is doing something, and at least the announcers tried. If you just look at the verse, it does seem to make sense in the context of a sporting event. It could be good to use, but it is not what Tim had hoped they would read.

Therefore, since we have so great a cloud of witnesses surrounding us, let us also lay aside every encumbrance and the sin which so easily entangles us, and let us run with endurance the race that is set before us,
fixing our eyes on Jesus, the author and perfecter of faith, who for the joy set before Him endured the cross, despising the shame, and has sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.

Hebrews 12:1-2

X-Men: Rivals

In case you haven’t been paying attention to the ads: there is a new X-Men movie opening this Saturday.

It is called X-Men Rivals.
Here is a shot of the title:

X-Men Rivals / Wolverine title

And here is a cut from the comic book upon which the movie is based (click on the image to see a full-size version) :

X-Men Rivals / Wolverine comic

Here is the text, in case your browser has trouble with images:
Wolverine: My worst enemy …
Wolverine: Not even my claws can penetrate his thick skull
(last frame shows Brutus Buckeye)

I have seen that every labor and every skill which is done is the result of rivalry between a man and his neighbor This too is vanity and striving after wind.

Ecclesiastes 4:4