Stefani’s Store
Oct
4
2023
This one is about 19 years late, but I didn’t see that anyone’s done this yet, so here it is.
If Gwen Stefani ever needs an idea for a store, she should open a Jewish bread store.

And, of course, all sales to females are final.
Because …
you can’t take that challah back, girl.
When I break your staff of bread, ten women will bake your bread in one oven, and they will bring back your bread in rationed amounts, so that you will eat and not be satisfied.
Leviticus 26:26

This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:25 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.

This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
