Family Conversations, Part 7

A few random conversations this time, starring Beta. And with a special guest appearance by cousin O.

  • My son held out the empty cardboard toilet-paper tube so that I could throw it away. Unfortunately, we fumbled the hand-off and the tube tumbled into the toilet bowl. Also unfortunately, this was as he was finishing the reason he was in the bathroom in the first place.

    I announced my dissatisfaction with the circumstances with an exclamation of “Aaagh!” My wife heard the noise and asked what was going on. I replied that I had to fish the cardboard tube out of the potty; we certainly couldn’t just flush it. To which Beta responded, in a mix of bewilderment and amusement, “You’re going fishing in the potty?

  • Beta (meaning that he can see well in the dark): I have good eyes at night
    O: I have good eyes at night too, because I’m a princess

    She matched his bet and then played the royalty card. It’s hard to argue with royalty, unless you know that she’s only a princess because she has a princessy dress.

  • We took a trip to the local nursing home so the kids’ Sunday School classes could sing to the residents. Beta did not enjoy the trip, and he told me so when we got back into the minivan.
    Nursing homes are not fun.
    Why not?
    They don’t have Legos or TV. That’s what we like.

Simon Peter said to them, “I am going fishing.” They said to him, “We will also come with you.” They went out and got into the boat; and that night they caught nothing.

John 21:3

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One Response to “Family Conversations, Part 7”

  1. Big Doofus (Roger) Says:

    I feel your “Aaagh!” I’m the resident plunger in our house. It seems like no one else in the family has any idea of how to properly use that thing and I always end up taking care of it. It’s the life of a dad, I guess.

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