Birthday Present Advice

I will save some of you guys out there some grief with this tip.

If your scrapbooking wife says she wants a personal trimmer, make sure you buy her one of these:

personal paper trimmer

Not one of these:

That’s all I have to say about that.

Also they shall not shave their heads, yet they shall not let their locks grow long; they shall only trim the hair of their heads.

Ezekiel 44:20

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2 Responses to “Birthday Present Advice”

  1. Burrill Says:

    The secondary advice to be gleaned from this post, of course, is that those who are requesting gifts should be specific!

  2. Buckley Says:

    Too many possible jokes….must restrain myself….

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