Birthday Present Advice

I will save some of you guys out there some grief with this tip.

If your scrapbooking wife says she wants a personal trimmer, make sure you buy her one of these:

personal paper trimmer

Not one of these:

That’s all I have to say about that.

Also they shall not shave their heads, yet they shall not let their locks grow long; they shall only trim the hair of their heads.

Ezekiel 44:20

This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 12:50 am and has been carefully placed in the Mishaps category.

2 Responses to “Birthday Present Advice”

  1. Burrill

    The secondary advice to be gleaned from this post, of course, is that those who are requesting gifts should be specific!

  2. Buckley

    Too many possible jokes….must restrain myself….

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