Christmas Chaos

Merry Christmas Chaos!

Tomorrow is Christmas Adam, followed by Christmas Eve on the 24th.

Thanks to some commenters on my guest post for SCL, I learned about Christmas Adam – the 23rd of December.

In order to help you celebrate each day, I put together this calendar. Think of it as a post-Christmas advent calendar thingy.

calendar page for December 2010 showing Christmas Adam

calendar page for December 2010 showing Christmas Adam

If you want a printable version, for whatever reason, I have PDFs of Dec. 2010 and Jan. 2011.

I know it doesn’t make perfect sense, as Abel wasn’t descended from Cain, nor was Seth descended from Abel. But I wanted to keep it in line with common practice as I learned it from others. You are free to make your own Christmas genealogy chart should you disagree with this one.

And here’s the list, in case you need that:

  • Dec 22 – Christmas Chaos
  • Dec 23 – Christmas Adam
  • Dec 24 – Christmas Eve
  • Dec 25 – Christmas Day
  • Dec 26 – Christmas Cain
  • Dec 27 – Christmas Abel
  • Dec 28 – Christmas Seth
  • Dec 29 – Christmas Enosh
  • Dec 30 – Christmas Kenan
  • Dec 31 – Christmas Mahalalel
  • Jan 1 – Christmas Jared
  • Jan 2 – Christmas Enoch
  • Jan 3 – Christmas Methuselah
  • Jan 4 – Christmas Lamech
  • Jan 5 – Christmas Noah
  • Jan 6 – Christmas Shem
  • Jan 7 – Christmas Arphaxad
  • Jan 8 – Christmas Cainan
  • Jan 9 – Christmas Shelah
  • Jan 10 – Christmas Eber
  • Jan 11 – Christmas Peleg
  • Jan 12 – Christmas Reu
  • Jan 13 – Christmas Serug
  • Jan 14 – Christmas Nahor
  • Jan 15 – Christmas Terah
  • Jan 16 – Christmas Abraham
  • Jan 17 – Christmas Isaac
  • Jan 18 – Christmas Jacob
  • Jan 19 – Christmas Judah
  • Jan 20 – Christmas Perez
  • Jan 21 – Christmas Hezron
  • Jan 22 – Christmas Ram
  • Jan 23 – Christmas Amminadab
  • Jan 24 – Christmas Nahshon
  • Jan 25 – Christmas Salmon
  • Jan 26 – Christmas Boaz
  • Jan 27 – Christmas Obed
  • Jan 28 – Christmas Jesse
  • Jan 29 – Christmas David

There should be 28 more entries (according to Matthew), taking you to almost the end of February. But I’ll leave that as an exercise for the reader.

The record of the genealogy of Jesus the Messiah, the son of David, the son of Abraham:

Matthew 1:1

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4 Responses to “Christmas Chaos”

  1. Mike Says:

    How long would it take to get to Jesus? Another 2000 years?

  2. Some Guy Says:

    Hmm… maybe we should shift the calendar so that day falls on December 25th.

  3. Ricky Anderson Says:

    Loved the guest post by the way. My wife and I laughed out loud together.

    Congrats!

  4. arby Says:

    Have a very merry, blessed Christmas!

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