I spent some time with my favorite free photo editor and came up with this pun, a variation on the classic Folgers ad:
I also came up with some captions:
- The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.
- Never purchase military-grade coffee.
- Something about “MREs never get it right”.
- In Soviet Russia, coffee drinks you.
That last one is my favorite.
Paul said to the centurion and to the soldiers, “Unless these men remain in the ship, you yourselves cannot be saved.”
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:08 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.