Basket Case

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comic of bog and marsh discussing NCAA basketball tournament terms

Bog: Hey Marsh!
Marsh: Hi Bog.
B: What’s going on?
M: I’m angry! Just like every other year…
B: It’s time for Marsh madness again?
M: Yep.
B: Hey, I was talking with Creek and Swamp, and they wanted to know if…
M: No! Tell them I don’t want to help them make a deeper area of water again.
B: Okay, so you’re not participating in the pool this year?
M: No. Go away.
B: At least tell me why you’re so mad.
M: You know how we’re close to the Gulf Coast and all…
B: Right.
M: Well, I’m used to just the right amount of seawater mixed in here. But it’s way off this season.
B: Oh, you’re not happy with your brakish.
M: Not at all. And another thing…
B: Go on…
M: All these shrubs and weeds are sprouting in all the wrong spots!
B: Let me see…the seeding’s all messed up?
M: You got it. Who put those together anyway?
B: It is hard to please everyone.
M: Wait, where was the word-play in that last line?
B: There wasn’t one – you’ve had enough punishment for one day.

But its swamps and marshes will not become fresh; they will be left for salt.

Ezekiel 47:11

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This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 7:48 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor, Sports category.

2 Responses to “Basket Case”

  1. phoebe Says:

    How long did that take you to write?

  2. Some Guy Says:

    Much of one evening

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