Things Not to Say to a Toddler

The title should explain everything you need to know for this post.

“That ink stamp looks yummy!”

picture of a tongue stained by an ink stamp

“What’s inside your nose?”

picture of a finger in a nose

“Here’s some markers and some paper. I’ll be back later.”

picture of marker scribbles on a hand and a knee

For man is born for trouble, As sparks fly upward.

Job 5:7

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2 Responses to “Things Not to Say to a Toddler”

  1. Ricky Anderson Says:

    Please tell me this was all in the same day!

  2. Some Guy Says:

    Sorry Ricky – those photos are from different kids in different years.

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