I haven’t seen the new Smurfs movie, nor do I intend to see it. Some reviews say it’s okay, some say it’s bad, but I don’t know of anyone who thinks it’s a great movie. Maybe if you have a couple hours to kill and some money to burn… But even then I could think of a lot of other things to do instead.

Regardless of what you think of the movie, you might be interested to know that I was talking with Gargamel and got an old family recipe from him. In the spirit of sharingness, here it is.

Recipe for Smorfs

1 graham cracker
1/2 chocolate bar
1 Smurf

Roast the Smurf lightly over an open flame, being careful not to let him catch on fire. Break the graham cracker in half. Place the chocolate on one piece of the graham cracker. Then place the Smurf on the chocolate. Finally, cover the Smurf with the remaining piece of graham cracker. Enjoy with a glass of milk.

picture of a Smurf in a smore to make a smorf

Do not eat any of it raw or boiled at all with water, but rather roasted with fire, both its head and its legs along with its entrails.

Exodus 12:9

Digg Del.icio.us Reddit Stumble Upon

This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:27 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.

7 Responses to “S’morfs”

  1. phoebe Says:

    We saw the movie and the kids loved it. I thought it was cute. This is one case where I think the reviews are too harsh. We also saw Winnie the Pooh and both the kids and I loved it.

  2. Bill Cole Says:

    Hey, I’m one who saw the Smurf Movie w/a couple of my grandkids and thought it was great. Much better than I thought it would be. It far outdistanced the new Winnie the Pooh movie.

  3. E Says:

    Hey….don’t knock the smurfs, they are my favorite Saturday morning memory growing up. That and my grandpa looked exactly like Gargamel. Is there a movie theater near where we are staying? I may take the older two to see Winnie the Pooh for my “date.”

  4. Ricky Anderson Says:

    Sweet, well-done!

  5. phoebe Says:

    Yes, there are several theaters where we’re staying. I just checked and Winnie the Pooh is currently playing there. That’s one movie I would buy to have in our collection.

  6. Some Guy Says:

    Well, I guess now I know some people who like the Smurfs movie. I’d still rather have my kids watch a few episodes of the original cartoon than the new movie though.

  7. Rob Shepherd Says:

    I loved the Smurfs as a kid. I even had the action figures. Do you remember Johan and pewee? I think I will pass on the movie. I’ll wait till I have to watch it cause my kids are old enough to enjoy it.

Leave a Reply

Comment moderation: please do not submit your comment multiple times, as comments are not posted until I approve them. If your comment never appears, that probably means that I didn't like your comment (maybe off topic, maybe spam, maybe not family-friendly, etc.).

Check this box to be notified of additional comments to this post. Notification will be sent to the email address you provided above. You can also subscribe without commenting.