Worker: Boss, we have a problem!
Boss: What is it?
Worker: The new maps were printed without the Far East!
Boss: Now all our customers are going to be disoriented.
Boss: Did someone do this on purpose?
Worker: No sir, it was an Occident.
Therefore we will not fear, though the earth should change And though the mountains slip into the heart of the sea;
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:29 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.