Unbeknownst to the general public, Warner Brothers is releasing a sequel to the popular holiday movie, The Polar Express.
I have, thanks to an unnamed source, obtained the title and the cover artwork, and I am sharing those with you today.
But first, here are some of the reviews from the screenings
- “I loved it!” – Seattle Sun-Times
- “One of the worst movies ever” – Seattle Sun-Times
- “Definitely go see this movie” – Atlanta Tribune
- “A horrible movie” – Atlanta Tribune
- “One thumb up and one thumb down” – Siskel & Ebert
Yes, I know it’s no longer Siskel & Ebert, but I can’t remember the new guy’s name offhand.
from the same mouth come both blessing and cursing. My brethren, these things ought not to be this way.
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:34 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.