New Polar Express Movie

Unbeknownst to the general public, Warner Brothers is releasing a sequel to the popular holiday movie, The Polar Express.

I have, thanks to an unnamed source, obtained the title and the cover artwork, and I am sharing those with you today.

But first, here are some of the reviews from the screenings

  • “I loved it!” – Seattle Sun-Times
  • “One of the worst movies ever” – Seattle Sun-Times
  • “Definitely go see this movie” – Atlanta Tribune
  • “A horrible movie” – Atlanta Tribune
  • “One thumb up and one thumb down” – Siskel & Ebert

picture of the poster for the movie Bipolar Express

Yes, I know it’s no longer Siskel & Ebert, but I can’t remember the new guy’s name offhand.

from the same mouth come both blessing and cursing. My brethren, these things ought not to be this way.

James 3:10

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This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:34 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.

3 Responses to “New Polar Express Movie”

  1. Ricky Anderson Says:

    You did a great job with that image. Looks like a real movie poster.

  2. gabriella Says:

    WHAT!! so good. I recently made a card and I drew a bunch of candles on the front. I then drew a small Jewish candelabra (with 7 candles on it.) in the middle. One of those candles said: I fee like a menorahty…

  3. Some Guy Says:

    Thanks for the compliments. All it took was a bit of copy/paste from the real movie poster.

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