Any introduction I give would be useless or worse, so no introduction here.
Young Bananakin Skywalker started his Jedi training without any experience at all – he was quite green.
As he progressed in his training, his skill increased and he matured noticeably.
Unfortunately, he matured too much and went bad.
He went dark side.
And dark front and middle too.
But Bananakin, in his ripe old age, sacrificed himself for others.
Then he split.
to open their eyes so that they may turn from darkness to light and from the dominion of Satan to God, that they may receive forgiveness of sins and an inheritance among those who have been sanctified by faith in Me.
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:53 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.