The original Mortal Kombat was a video game.
Then in 1995 they made a movie out of it.
Rumor has it that in 2013 they will release a remake of the movie.
Here’s how the Mortal Kombat logo would look if it were re-done out of Australia.
Mortal Wombat could be interesting, if they could get the little fur-balls to look fierce.
On a slightly-related note: anyone else think that the word “marsupial” is best read in a Larry the Cucumber voice?
Do not trust in princes, In mortal man, in whom there is no salvation.
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:26 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.