The Titans Movies

Regarding the current series of Titans movies, the first one was Clash of the Titans:

movie poster for Clash of the Titans

Then came Wrath of the Titans:
movie poster for Wrath of the Titans

But that’s only two movies. Any good series these days has to be a trilogy, at least.

Since there’s nothing out there yet, I am going to suggest what the third installment should be.

It will be set years after the second movie – long enough so that people will have forgotten about the titans. Something will happen that will stir the echoes of the past and cause people to

Remember the Titans

movie poster for Remember the Titans, the third movie in the Clash of the Titans trilogy, starring Denzel Washington

What? That movie title is already taken?

Well, never mind then.

If I were given the task of naming the third titans movie, I would call it Last of the Titans. It fits the general theme and conveys the idea that this concludes the trilogy.

For the living know they will die; but the dead do not know anything, nor have they any longer a reward, for their memory is forgotten.

Ecclesiastes 9:5

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2 Responses to “The Titans Movies”

  1. Burrill Says:

    I’m hoping for:

    Math of the Titans (an epic educational battle)
    Grass of the Titans (an epic lawn care battle)
    Lath of the Titans (an epic home remodeling battle)
    Cash of the Titans (Visa and Mastercard not accepted)
    Dash of the Titans (an epic track meet battle)

  2. Some Guy Says:

    That might be fun for a photo-editing exercise. But doing just Remember the Titans took long enough. I’ll let someone else tackle those.

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