Southern Definitions

Disclaimer: I’m not very Southern. I’m not from the South. So all I have to go on for this post are some vague stereotypes.


  • y’awl : /yôl/ : noun : a tool for poking holes in Southern things
  • pshawl : /(p)SHôl/ : noun : an outer garment that you cannot believe she’s actually wearing
  • y’all : /yôl/ : noun : a detergent used for cleaning barbeque stains from fabric

picture of y'all - the laundry detergent from the South

Your southern sector shall extend from the wilderness of Zin along the side of Edom, and your southern border shall extend from the end of the Salt Sea eastward.

Numbers 34:3

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One Response to “Southern Definitions”

  1. Ricky Anderson Says:

    Ha! Stain lifter for the Dirty South.

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