Why are cherry-filled chocolates always friendly?
I’m not quite sure what would make a dessert into a cherry hostile, but I’d guess it involves very spicy hot sauce.
For those who are interested, you can buy Cherry Hostile T-shirts and merchandise.
Be hostile to the Midianites and strike them;
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:04 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.