The winner of the straw poll, with 66.666666666666666666% of the votes is:
People praised both its versatility and its usefulness, particularly in helping small children be able to sip a drink without tipping it and spilling its contents.
He trains my hands for battle, So that my arms can bend a bow of bronze.
2 Samuel 22:35
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