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All-Haiku Bowl Predictions, 2022
Dec
14
2022
Based on the popularity existence of last year’s article predicting bowl games in haiku form, I present to you this year’s all-haiku bowl game predictions. Still America’s only all-haiku college football bowl game predictions.
These are listed in order of date (earliest first). Some picks are whom I think will win, and some picks are whom I want to win. I’ll leave it to you, the reader, to decide which is which.
Dec. 16th
The teams are leaving
the country but they are not
leaving their time zone
Miami OH over UAB
Cure Bowl
Not picking teams here
I’m picking Sun Belt over
Conf’rence USA
Troy over UTSA
Dec. 17th
Louisville’s head coach
is coaching Cincinnati.
Advantage Bearcats.
Cincinnati over Louisville
Las Vegas Bowl
Gators have not been
playing very well this year.
The fans travel though.
Oregon St. over Florida
Jimmy Kimmel Bowl
Washington State will
be at a disadvantge
playing in the sun.
Fresno St. over Washington St.
LendingTree Bowl
Now they’re letting just
about everyone into
a bowl game this year.
Southern Miss over Rice
New Mexico Bowl
Although BYU
is first in their conference
I’ll pick the Mustangs
BYU over SMU
Frisco Bowl
I always forget
this game is in Texas, not
in San Francisco.
BSU over N. Texas
Dec. 19th
It’s not the best choice
to have the game in daytime
and on a work day.
Marshall over Connecticut
Dec. 20th
San Jose State has
played only eleven games
so they will be fresh.
SJSU over EMU
Boca Raton Bowl
It’s too bad that the
Liberty Flames couldn’t go to
the Liberty Bowl
Toledo over Liberty
Dec. 21st
Big Red is fun but
it wouldn’t win a battle
against a jaguar.
WKU over S. Alabama
Dec. 22nd
Since there is only
one branch here, shouldn’t it be
the armed force bowl game?
Baylor over Air Force
Dec 23rd
I always forget
that this bowl game is not in
Philadelphia
Houston over Louisiana
Gasparilla Bowl
I’m not going to fall
into their trap of looking
up “Gasparilla”
Wake Forest over Missouri
Dec. 24th
Here we have two teams
with Four Letter Acronyms.
And the same record.
MTSU over SDSU
Dec. 26th
Both are 6 and 6.
If this game ends in a tie,
that would be perfect.
New Mexico St. over BG
Dec. 27th
I’m not going to fall
into their trap of looking
up “Camellia”
Buffalo over Georgia So.
First Responder
Utah State might win,
but Memphis wins regarding
style of uniforms.
Utah St. over Memphis
Birmingham Bowl
The Carolinas
are sending a lot of teams
to bowl games this year.
Coastal Carolina over E. Carolina
Guaranteed Rate Bowl
If I were a team,
I would want to be in the
Guaranteed Win Bowl
Ok. St. over Wisconsin
Dec. 28th
Unlike the other
military bowl, this one
has no armed forces
UCF over Duke
Liberty Bowl
Why didn’t this bowl
pick the Liberty Flames since
they have the same name?
Arkansas over Kansas
Holiday Bowl
With two 9-win teams,
this could be a great bowl game…
if the Ducks show up.
Oregon over UNC
Texas Bowl
I thought this would be
a home game for Texas Tech
but it’s just as far.
Texas Tech over Mississippi
Dec. 29th
I will say that the
Pinstripe Bowl lasted longer
than I thought it would.
Minnesota over Syracuse
Cheez-It Bowl
I’m not going to cheer
for the Seminoles, but I think
they are the better team.
FSU over Oklahoma
Alamo Bowl
Hey there Washington,
do you want a victory?
Then come and take it.
Texas over Washington
Dec. 30th
It’s disconcerting
to picture a mayo bowl –
bowl full of mayo.
Maryland over NC St.
Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl
Pitt would make more sense
to transfer to the Big Ten
than UCLA
Pitt over UCLA
Taxslayer Gator Bowl
Notre Dame just lost
to a team called USC.
That’s not a good sign.
S. Carolina over ND
Arizona Bowl
Wyoming might be
a bit rusty from waiting
from their last game day.
Ohio over Wyoming
Orange Bowl
The Orange Bowl picked well –
I’ll be cheering for the team
whose color is orange.
Clemson over Tennessee
Dec. 31st
I picked my winner
based on whoever did not
lose to Vanderbilt
Iowa over Kentucky
Sugar Bowl
Let’s go Kansas State!
I’m hoping for the best here.
We’ll see how it goes.
Kansas St. over Alabama
Fiesta Bowl
I would normally
cheer for TCU Horned Frogs,
but not in this game.
Michigan over TCU
Peach Bowl
Georgia needs to win
this home game by a score of
31 to naught.
Georgia over Ohio St.
Jan. 2nd
How many years can
the title sponsorship last?
Over/under: 2
Illinois over Mississippi St.
Citrus Bowl
It’s a proxy war
for SEC and Big Ten.
But it’s two days late.
LSU over Purdue
Cotton Bowl
It is a long shot
but lackluster USC
could flop in this one.
Tulane over USC
Rose Bowl
Utah should have been
the fourth seed of the playoff.
They won the PAC-12.
Utah over Penn St.
National Championship Game
This pick will not be
worth much if I got both the
semifinals wrong.
Michigan over Georgia
And that’s it for this year’s BCS and non-BCS bowl game predictions. Tune in later, about the second week of January, for the results show.
So they will hang on him all the glory of his father’s house, the offspring and the descendants, all the least of vessels, from bowls to all the jars.
Isaiah 22:24
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 11:09 pm and has been carefully placed in the Sports category.
