This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Ranking Parents
Nov
20
2025
I was poking about the website of Cedarville University and came upon this.
Apparently when your child is applying to go to college there, you have to know which of you is the better parent. Maybe the kid gets to decide. Who is the best parent – mom or dad?
I recommend putting in the house phone number, to avoid conflict.
So Samuel said to him, “The Lord has torn the kingdom of Israel from you today and has given it to your neighbor, who is better than you.”
1 Samuel 15:28
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 12:30 pm and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.
