This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Husbands and Wives: Preventing Injuries
Feb
2
2011
Welcome back to another edition of Husbands and Wives. In today’s episode, we will explore how each party handles children who are at risk of injury.
Case #1: The Bunk Bed
Parent A: “The kids are jumping off the top bunk and landing on the mattress on the floor.”
Parent B: “Yeah, I told them no flips.”
Question: Which parent (A or B) is the husband and which is the wife?
Case #2: The Swingset
The scene: a playground. The dilemma: a child is swinging on the swingset and is contemplating an airborne exit. Both parents yell something to the child at the same time.
Parent A: “Don’t jump off!”
Parent B: “Land on your feet!”
Question: Which parent (A or B) is the husband and which is the wife?
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He who is at ease holds calamity in contempt,As prepared for those whose feet slip.
Job 12:5
