Archive for September, 2022

Drew Careymore

So this one didn’t turn out as well as I was hoping , but I’ll show it to you anyway. I thought it would be fun to combine Drew Carey and Drew Barrymore and see what the result would be – of course named Drew Caremore.

First up – starting with Drew Carey and adding some Drew Barrymore, mainly her hair and lips.

image of Drew Carey and Drew Barrymore combined

Not the best combination, but just wait.

We now start with Drew Barrymore and add in some Drew Carey.

image of Drew Carey and Drew Barrymore combined

But why just his glasses?

Here, I’ll show you her picture with his lips, and you’ll see why it just doesn’t work.

image of Drew Carey and Drew Barrymore combined

And there’s no point putting his hair on her – by the time you put Drew Carey’s glasses, mouth, and hair on anyone you just have another Drew Carey.

And the child grew, and she brought him to Pharaoh’s daughter and he became her son. And she named him Moses, and said, “Because I drew him out of the water.

Exodus 2:10

Various and Sundry Thoughts

Here are some thoughts I jotted down that aren’t quite sufficient for their own individual blog posts. If you’re the type of person who likes Twitter, pretend each of these is a tweet.

  • The opposite of sweet is savory. So why isn’t someone who has a sweet disposition called “an unsavory character”?
  • I thought I’d make my wife happy and take her shoe shopping. It turns out it only makes her happy if the shoes are for her, not for me.
  • In golf, you want to shoot under par. So why is something bad called “sub par”? Shouldn’t it be “super-par”?
  • Life is too short to keep using worn-out non-stick pans. We got a new set recently and why didn’t we do that earlier?
  • A lesson I learned from raising kids: “many hands make light work” does not apply when trying to loosen knots in shoelaces. I need space (not extra help) if you want me to fix your shoes.

When a man takes a new wife, he is not to go out with the army, nor be assigned any duty; he shall be free at home for one year and shall make his wife whom he has taken happy.

Deuteronomy 24:5

Summer Book Thingy 2022

With a variety of travels during this summer that recently concluded, I was able to read some books.

First up: The Trumpeter of Krakow by Eric P. Kelly

image of The Trumpeter of Krakow book by Eric P. Kelly

This book was written about 100 years ago, and it’s interesting to note how the story seems simpler. I haven’t figured out if it’s the choice of words, the storyline itself, or what, but what would have been a middle-grade book 100 years ago now seems more suited to younger elementary. I couldn’t find anything definitive about the target audience, so I don’t know specifically that it was intended for a slightly older audience, but the subject matter leads me to believe that it was.

Also of note: the main characters are driven from their land in the Ukraine by Russian forces, so it’s a timely topic for today too. The setting is the 15th century, so it, sadly, seems like a story that’s always relevant.

The book is fine, I’d recommend it for whatever the book equivalent of a PG movie rating is.

Next up: Mighty Jack and Zita by Ben Hatke

image of Mighty Jack and Zita the Spacegirl book by Ben Hatke

I thought I had already mentioned these books in this blog before, but it seems that I have not. This is the 3rd book in the Mighty Jack series, but it’s a crossover that brings in the Zita the Spacegirl story, so it’s also the 4th book in the Zita the Spacegirl series.

I have read some of the Zita books and all the Might Jack books, and they’re good. They are graphic novels, so they go quickly. That’s actually the main downside – I wish they lasted longer. But the story is engaging and fun.

Last up: The Tales of Alvin Maker by Orson Scott Card

image of The Tales of Alvin Maker Seventh Son book by Orson Scott Card

There are 6 books in this series, but I’m just showing the cover for the first one.

I found this series in a roundabout manner – I read the short story The Yazoo Queen and it piqued my interest enough that I checked out Seventh Son from the library.

Note that The Yazoo Queen takes place in the middle of the series, so if you don’t like spoilers then consider it book 5 and a half and read it then.

But this series suffers from the same thing I wrote about in my last review, and it’s a flaw that OSC shares with Ryan Reynolds – things are done well but they add just enough bad/risque/offensive material so that I can’t recommend it.

In the first book, there were just a couple sentences that were a problem. But the third book (Prentice Alvin) turned up the raunchiness. Why did he feel the need to have the plantation owner do that? And tell us all about it? It doesn’t get too graphic, but you definitely understand what the bad guy is doing bad.

Overall, well-written good story but with awkward parts about how badly men can behave. Some would argue that’s what life is like. But when I’m reading I want a story that’s better than life – it’s not a very good escape otherwise. There can be bad guys in the story, doing bad things, but it doesn’t have to bring down the story – it depends on both the nature of the immorality and how it’s presented. In this case, I felt it detracted from the story. Read at your own risk.

That’s it for this review. More book reviews coming up probably next year.

All these evil things come from within and defile the person.

Mark 7:23

The 5 Hows: Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza

This is a guide for how to play the game Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza.

1. How do I win?
By running out of cards first.

2. How do I get get rid of my cards?
Everyone gets rid of cards. The key is not to win any of them back.

3. Ok, then how do I win cards back?
By messing up your actions.

4. What are my actions?
Ahem, this is the Five Hows, no Whats are allowed.

4. Ok then, how are my actions?
That’s not a very good question, but I’ll answer what I think you meant. You make your actions based on the card being played versus the word being said.

Each person, in turn, flips the top card off his deck and into the middle pile. And when you do so, you say the next word in the sequence “taco cat goat cheese pizza”.

If the picture on the card matches the word you just said, everyone needs to put their hands on the middle pile. The last person to put his hand in is the loser (kind of like musical chairs), and gets all the cards in the pile.

5. But you said actions plural. How are there other actions?
There are a few cards other than taco, cat, goat, cheese, and pizza. There are some other animals, and you must make the prescribed (in the rules) motions to match that animal. If you don’t, then you also get all the cards in the middle.

It’s a simple concept but very stressful. And fun. And just as much fun to watch as to play.

There, now go play Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza.

and He will put the sheep on His right, but the goats on the left.

Matthew 25:33