Here are some thoughts I jotted down that aren’t quite sufficient for their own individual blog posts. If you’re the type of person who likes Twitter, pretend each of these is a tweet.
- It doesn’t matter how old you are – anything imaginary outside your bed can be magically shielded by a simple bedsheet.
- Your house is clean, with no fruit flies. You bring in fruit and let it sit. Fruit flies appear. Magic, or does every piece of fruit you buy contain fruit fly eggs?
- It’s more fun to imagine that, for all the newly-formed local minor-league and rec teams that end in FC, the FC stands for Fight Club rather than soccer.
- Why did they settle on GOAT to mean Greatest Of All Time rather than BOAT for Best Of All Time? How about COAT or MOAT?
- I’ve been toying with the idea of bringing a weighted red handkerchief to meetings at work. Then if someone says or claims something I think is wrong, I could toss it in their direction. Challenging things in such a manner would certainly liven up things, or maybe I’ve just been watching too much football.
one male goat for a sin offering;
I had pulled pork for dinner. With BBQ sauce and coleslaw and baked beans and potato salad and all that you’re supposed to have with it. And cornbread.
You can get pulled pork or pulled chicken. Since I like symmetry, I tried to think what would be the opposite of pulled pork.
The opposite of pull is push, so is there a pushed food?
I would say yes – the hot dog.
As far as meat goes, I can’t disagree that a hot dog is the opposite of pulled pork.
Note: to sound more technical, you can use the term extruded rather than pushed. Doesn’t really sound appetizing either way though.
I suppose spaghetti and other noodles are also extruded, although with pasta it doesn’t seem so bad. Pasta is fun to watch being made. Maybe pasta could be called “pushed dough” or “pushed wheat”?
So he went and hired himself out to one of the citizens of that country, and he sent him into his fields to feed swine.
For some reason, I feel like discussing the word postpone.
I like symmetry, so it bothers me that no one ever uses the word prepone. There should be a matching word. Post means after, pre means before, so prepone should mean to move something earlier in schedule. Just the opposite of postpone.
I did some searching, and there was only one online dictionary that listed prepone as the opposite of postpone. Maybe it hasn’t caught on because no one ever does anything earlier than necessary. Things at work are always delayed, never opposite-of-delayed.
And while I’m at it, why don’t we use the word pone for schedule? It’s certainly easier to write and to say, but maybe people have a problem with Latin (where the pone from postpone originated)?
It’s not like we use all the forms for postpone currently, so we could just use pone as it is and not worry about ponam, ponemus, or ponendum.
So Amasa went to call out the men of Judah, but he delayed longer than the set time which he had appointed him.
2 Samuel 20:5
There was a discussion in a nearby cubicle at work. They were discussing the start of winter. What drew me over there was that one guy was claiming winter didn’t start until Dec. 21st. This was about a week before Dec. 21st, and we had snow and temperatures below freezing for weeks already. In fact, he was arguing that it was not winter yet, and the temperature was about 10 degrees F with snow and ice all around.
I made my case that winter is a weather season, and it runs December and January and February around here. He said I was wrong because winter is defined as starting on December 21st. Who defines winter?
If you ask Google to define winter, you’ll get my definition. Another dictionary lists time from the winter solstice to the vernal equinox as the first definition, but also lists other definitions.
I stand by my assertion that winter is defined by the weather where you are. For example, I would argue that what makes winter in Michigan is different from what makes winter in Florida.
This guy was dead set on the astronomical definition of the winter solstice. I agree that the winter solstice is Dec 21st, but if anything that should be the middle of winter, since it is the lowest daylight. Consider it as the peak of winter. He argued that this would not be the case, because the coldest weather comes after Dec 21. That was amusing, because he was using weather as an argument against me, when he wouldn’t accept it as an argument against his case. I recognize there is a lag, but that’s due to thermal mass mostly; winter has started blowing in long before winter solstice.
To me, arguing that winter doesn’t start until the solstice is like arguing you’re not climbing a mountain until you’ve reached the peak.
FYI – this is related to the post about the summer season from a few months ago.
Now the king sat in the winterhouse in the ninth month: and there was a fire on the hearth burning before him.
My wife took the kids to a nearby botanical gardens. Nothing remarkable about the outing itself – this post is about the title “botanical gardens”.
It got me wondering what gardens people have that aren’t botanical?
- mechanical gardens
- entomological gardens
- mineral gardens
- chemical gardens
I left “vegetable gardens” and “zoological gardens” off the list because those are actual terms that I assume caused the differentiator term “botanical” to be added to the phrase. Oh, and “flower gardens”, which should just be a subset of “botanical gardens”.
Yes today’s post is slightly related to last week’s post about mechanical kids.
What other kind of gardens would you most like to see? Other than botanical or zoological.
I made gardens and parks for myself and I planted in them all kinds of fruit trees;
I overheard someone telling about his family. He said something along the lines of “I have 5 kids – 2 biological and 3 adopted.”
There must be a better way of phrasing that. For when he said “2 biological and”, my mind filled in “3 mechanical” before he could finish. Because if the adopted children are not biological, what else could they be? Maybe “spiritual” if they don’t have bodies?
I didn’t say anything to the guy, of course. If he has gone to the trouble of adopting multiple children, he needs to be encouraged.
What would be a way of saying what he wanted to convey?
- “I have 5 kids, 3 of which are adopted.”
- “We had 2 kids and then we adopted 3 more.”
- “I have 5 kids, 2 _________ and 3 adopted.”
Any suggestions to fill in the blank?
“Cursed is he who distorts the justice due an alien, orphan, and widow.” And all the people shall say, “Amen.”
Quick question to ponder, inspired by a comic strip of my youth:
What is the opposite of “pronoun”?
- A. Con-noun
- B. Anti-noun
- C. Amateur-noun
I don’t have the answer, so I’m hoping one of you does.
Now their words seemed reasonable to Hamor and Shechem, Hamor’s son.