Archive for February, 2019

Quid Fremby

Now that no one is talking about Beast font anymore, it’s time to announce that Font Grill has released a new font.

Introducing: Fremby Font

image of Fremby font

Go download Fremby.

Since Fred Quimby was the name of a real person, I didn’t feel right naming it directly after him. So I called it Fremby, directly named after the fictitious cartoon producer Quid Fremby. Besides, he was the producer, not the guy who did the actual lettering so it shouldn’t be named after him anyway.

Honor the Lord from your wealth And from the first of all your produce

Proverbs 3:9

Sundry and Various Thoughts

Here are some thoughts I jotted down that aren’t quite sufficient for their own individual blog posts. If you’re the type of person who likes Twitter, pretend each of these are tweets.

  • “Dollar-cost averaging” could be summarized as “two wrongs don’t make a right, but lots of little wrongs are okay”.
  • No, the station is not supported by viewers like me. Viewers like me never contribute anything.
  • I wonder how many parents would pay extra for Lego sets to be in silent packaging. Just for the fun of being able to surprise kids with Legos for Christmas or birthday presents.
  • Now the other way is easy: any present can be made to sound like it is a box of Legos by throwing a handful of Legos (excuse me, Lego bricks) into the box. Or buy a small box of Legos and wrap it together with the other surprise present. Any shaking of said present will then produce a Lego sound and the child will not expect the non-Lego gift.
  • If “cat” is pronounced “cat” and “cate” sounds like “kate”, why isn’t “caterpillar” pronounced “kay-ter-pillar”? Shouldn’t it be spelled “catterpillar”?

Now suppose one of you fathers is asked by his son for a fish; he will not give him a snake instead of a fish, will he?

Luke 11:11

Cabin in the Woods

We are planning a trip down south that involves a stop for one night near the Smoky Mountains. Looking for a place to stay, Some Wife found a variety of rental cabins around Gatlinburg.

Since it was going to be off-season, the rates looked reasonable: $160/night, $180/night, and higher of course. But I figured $180 for a night for a cabin that fits the whole family is a good deal. Too good to be true, which of course it was, but I didn’t know that at the time.

I thought the rate would be $180 for a night, plus some taxes and fees, so I started booking it. It was open the night we wanted, good there. I entered my name and address and then they gave me the total so I could proceed to enter my financial information and book the cabin.

That $180 turned into $480 with taxes and fees.

Not a good deal.

Here’s the breakdown:
Cabin: $180
1-night stay fee: $75
Hot tub fee: $40
Cleaning fee: $80
Premium service fee: $50
Sales tax: $54.19
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Total: $479.19

I think they really want you to stay longer. The fee structure seems to be setup that way.

Let’s see how it looks for a week (7 days / 6 nights).

Cabin: $180 * 6 = $1080
1-night stay fee: $0
Hot tub fee: $40
Cleaning fee: $80
Premium service fee: $50
Sales tax: $159.38
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Total: $1409.38

So you can stay 6 times longer for less than 3 times the price.

1-night effective rate: $479.19
6-night effective rate: $234.90

My recommendation if you’re staying in the Smoky Mountains National Park area and really want a cabin: go for a longer time and find a cabin without a hot tub.

If you have nothing with which to pay, Why should he take your bed from under you?

Proverbs 22:27

Watch Your Phraseology Again

A few years back, I wrote about phrases that are wrong. I now have one more to add to the list:

I lied.

At its face value, there is nothing wrong with that statement. I mean, the action it is describing is morally wrong, but the statement is fine.

But people, more and more I’ve noticed, don’t say it when they’ve lied.

They say it when they are merely wrong.

Lying requires an intention to deceive. You think something is A, but you say it is B. If you think something is A and you say it is A, you are not lying. If it really is B, you were just wrong. Please don’t call it lying. That dilutes the wrongness of lying and promotes (or demotes?) it to being a mistake.

You shall not steal, nor deal falsely, nor lie to one another.

Leviticus 19:11