Archive for April, 2026

Sayings These Days

Some people have noted that certain icons on computers and phones don’t hold as much meaning anymore, or the original things aren’t around anymore. Such as the floppy disk icon for saving a file, when no one uses floppy disks anymore. In that spirit, here are some other things that becoming outdated.

  • I heard someone use the phrase “don’t let your mouth write a check your body can’t cash”, meaning you’d better be able to backup what you say with what you’re able to do. But only old people use checks anymore. Three of my kids have checking accounts, but really they are debit card and Venmo accounts, as none of them ever got an actual checkbook with checks to write. I’m not sure modernizing the phrase would help though, it just doesn’t sound right – “don’t let your mouth send someone cash you don’t have, through an app”.
  • I asked my kids the old joke just to see what they’d say: “How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?”
    The old answer used to be “Take away his credit card”
    The new answer “Take away his USB cord”
    Honestly, I think the new answer is just as funny as the old one.
  • This one is not a saying, but is in a similar situation. No one has to remember phone numbers anymore. Back in the day, you had to dial people’s numbers every time you called them, so after a few times of that you had it memorized. But now no one does that anymore. I couldn’t even tell you my kids’ phone numbers. They can tell you mine, because their elementary school made sure they knew their address and parent’s phone number. But I was heartened to realize that the skill of memorizing phone numbers has not gone away, it just changed from phone numbers to Wifi passwords. Between grandparents’ houses and aunts’ and uncles’ houses, they end up memorizing a variety of random numbers and letters. Even our own Wifi password they have memorized just because of the number of times they’ve had to tell other people it.

Remember the days of old, Consider the years of all generations. Ask your father and he will inform you, Your elders, and they will tell you.

Deuteronomy 32:7

The 5 Hows: Hues and Cues

This is a guide for how to play the game Hues and Cues.

1. How do I win?
By having the most points at the end of the game.

2. How does the game end?
The game is a set number of rounds, and a round is when each person has been the Clue-Giver. We normally go two rounds, but the official number is higher.

3. How do I get points?
By putting your token close to the color square that the clue giver is getting you to guess. The closer you are, the more points you get. If you are the clue giver you get points for each guess that is close, so you are incentivized to give good clues.

4. How do you give clues?
You draw a card from the draw pile. It has four color with coordinates on the board so you know exactly where it is. Pick one of the colors as yours, and say a one-word clue to describe it (other than a normal color name such as Roy G. Biv). Then once everyone has put in their guess, you get to give a two-word clue to refine the description, and people get to place their second tokens.

5. How do you make guesses?
The board is made of a bunch of different colored squares. You put your token (playing piece) on the square you think best matches the description given. Only one token per square, so if someone before you takes the square you wanted, you are out of luck and must choose a different square.

It’s a fairly easy game, not much to it. It is more of a social game, where the official point of the game is to score points but the unofficial point of the game is for people to interact over the shared task of agreeing what color “fresh salmon” is or what the difference is between “teal” and “aqua” or if “blue-green” is one word.

There, now go play Hues and Cues.

and they sent the multicolored tunic and brought it to their father and said, “We found this; please examine it to see whether it is your son’s tunic or not.”

Genesis 37:32

Blue Cruisin’

I had the occasion to drive a hands-free car, or rather a car with the possibility of hands-free driving under the correct conditions. A Ford product, specifically.

I got to drive one last year, and quite enjoyed Blue Cruise. This year, they made one noticeable upgrade to the Blue Cruise (BC) system and it is both better and worse. I have no idea how they refer to the versions, so I’m just going to call them the 2025 and 2026 versions.

The only thing I noticed was that the 2025 BC would change lanes for you but only if you initiated it by using the turn signal. Tap it so it blinks in the direction you want to go and it will check to make sure the lane is clear, change lanes for you, and then maintain that new lane. The 2026 version handles lane changes in the same way, but it will also decide on its own to change lanes if it wants to.

It is better because it drives more like it should – passing slower traffic on its own rather than needing your input. It is worse because it doesn’t always choose a good time to pass (like maybe let that guy coming up faster go by first), or necessarily do it well (like why are we still slowing down after we’ve moved into the fast lane? Once we move over let’s start accelerating). Maybe it will get better next year, but for now my suggestion to Ford is to have an option for BC so that people can turn off allowing BC to initiate lane changes on its own. It was way too trigger happy with the lane changes.

I much preferred the 2025 setup. I didn’t use the 2026 setup as much as I would have liked to, because I couldn’t trust it to not change lanes at the wrong time. I did end up using it more in low traffic situations, but turned it off when the traffic around us increased. It would have been nice to have an in-between setting because the 2025 setup would have been just fine.

I did notice some other things too. I happened to be using it when I saw a sign that said our lane would be ending, and I thought that would be a good test. So I did nothing and got to find out that BC doesn’t know what to do when the lane it’s in gradually ends. There was no traffic next to us, so it could have moved over. But what it did was just give up and told me to take over driving when it ran out of lane.

Another thing is that it doesn’t look for potholes. So it will stay in its lane just fine and your tires and suspension may pay a price. On the plus side, you can give it a quick steer to avoid an obstacle and it’ll cooperate with you. Besides, you are supposed to paying attention to the road anyway.

And the last thing is that there doesn’t seem to be any coordination between the nav system and BC. This was most obvious when we had to merge from one freeway to another. I was already in the right-hand lane. With the 2025 system it would have been all good. But the 2026 system noticed that we were going slower than my set speed, and the left lane was open, so it decided just before the exit to change lanes out of the exit lane. At the same time the nav system was telling me to be in the right-hand lane. Maybe the system isn’t ready to integrate turn-by-turn stuff with BC, but let’s start with small things like not making the driver’s job worse. If the nav system says to keep right, then just don’t initiate a lane change to the left.

I hate those who are double-minded, but I love Your Law.

Psalm 119:113