The Color of Milk

A lady from church mentioned that she heard that cereals that change the color of the milk in the bowl are not good for you – you should not eat cereal that changes the color of the milk. That cereal is Bad Stuff – it probably has chemicals and unnatural ingredients and part of the Detroit Lions defense (no, it does not taste like victory).

That rule-o’-thumb could be a problem, because Cocoa Pebbles is a certified Good Cereal but it changes the color of the milk.

How do we resolve that conflict?

I’m glad you asked. The solution is to pour a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles and then pour chocolate milk into the bowl. Now the cereal will no longer change the color of the milk. For Trix or Boo Berry you could use strawberry milk.

You can have your cereal and eat it too.

So I was left alone and saw this great vision; yet no strength was left in me, for my natural color turned to a deathly pallor, and I retained no strength.

Daniel 10:8

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This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 11:51 pm and has been carefully placed in the Food category.

2 Responses to “The Color of Milk”

  1. Burrill Says:

    We should start raising awareness of evil milk-color-changing toxins in cereals.

  2. Rach Says:

    Dude, the peanut butter cocoa puff things….like eating Reeces Pieces in milk….not really healthy…but totally awesome and I never feel guilty about eating it….or drinking the amazingly yummy chocolate milk afterwards….mmmmm….better go get some now.

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