Things I Have Said Recently

Children can be creative. It is my job as a parent to teach them to behave properly without squashing their spirit. It is a fine line between those two ideas sometimes.

Here are some Things I Have Said Recently:

  • No jumping in the restaurant. And no cannonballs in the restaurant either.
  • Get that straw out of there! We don’t drink through our noses.
  • Do not use the spaghetti as dental floss.
  • The spaghetti is not a jump-rope either.
  • and the ever popular The water needs to stay in the bathtub.

so that you will behave properly toward outsiders and not be in any need.

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One Response to “Things I Have Said Recently”

  1. Ricky Anderson Says:

    “Don’t agitate the crazy lady, Ricky”.

    My mom, to me, as a crazy lady banged on our rental car window and I banged back while we hollered unintelligibly at each other.

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