This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Random Tips for Living, Part 3
Oct
31
2011
Husband Tip:
If you find an empty container of chocolate ice cream in the bathroom trash can, do not ask any questions.
Father Tip:
If you’re teaching your young son about baseball, make sure one of the things he’s taught early on is that to tag a runner, he must be holding the ball – no throwing it at the runner to get him out. Especially if you’re the runner.
Husband Tip:
If your wife writes “LOL butter” on the grocery list, do not audibly laugh at the dairy aisle. People will stare. Instead, just grab some Land O’ Lakes and proceed to the next item.
When my steps were bathed in butter, And the rock poured out for me streams of oil!
Job 29:6
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:18 am and has been carefully placed in the Mishaps category.
October 31st, 2011 at 9:43 pm
What if your wife writes LMAO butter?
November 1st, 2011 at 1:07 am
An empty carton of ice cream not emptied by me will result in enough questions to be called an Inquisition.
November 6th, 2011 at 12:51 pm
Funny stuff, SG.
Jana and I laughed out loud (not at our butter) as we read it this morning.
November 6th, 2011 at 11:26 pm
Thanks Ricky!