Up Next – Tall Pubs

This one’s a little longer than usual, but these puns required a bit more setup.
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comic making puns about tall pubs, raising the bar, high steaks, up in the air, and an ale mint

(Two reporters on TV)
A: Welcome to another edition of the Feud Network Challenge.
B: We’re in the village of Great Barton for their annual Tall Pub Competition.

A: That’s right, every year the citizens here have 5 days to construct temporary pubs. The pub that can serve the judges at the highest altitude wins the prize.
B: You can say they’re really raising the bar here!

Narrator: The meals for the judges must be prepared at the same height that they are served. This year, the requirement is a T-bone or porterhouse for the main dish.

A: And what’s more, the prize money has been doubled from last year.
B: Yes – the steaks have never been higher!

A: This just in – the rules committee is deciding on a change. The competition, with the buildings partially constructed, is postponed indefinitely.
B: Oh no! This means things will be up in the air for a while.

A: Ow! My stomach hurts!
B: What was the last thing you ate?

A: The only thing I’ve had recently was an awful breath mint after drinking something out of that cask over there.
B: We’ll have to cut the show short today. My co-host is suffering from some horrible ale mint.

They do not drink wine with song; Strong drink is bitter to those who drink it.

Isaiah 24:9

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This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:29 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.

5 Responses to “Up Next – Tall Pubs”

  1. js Says:

    I don’t remember any public houses in Great Barton, so that would be a good spot for this competition.

  2. gabriella Says:

    the puns are out of control! I love it. If you need more pun inspiration, I have only puns here: https://twitter.com/#!/gabriellaheidi

  3. Rob Shepherd Says:

    You were on a roll with this one. The ale mint was my favorite line.

  4. Some Guy Says:

    Glad you liked it!

  5. Ricky Anderson Says:

    Oh, my head!

    I love the puns!

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