This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Up Next – Tall Pubs
Oct
27
2011
This one’s a little longer than usual, but these puns required a bit more setup.
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Transcript:
(Two reporters on TV)
A: Welcome to another edition of the Feud Network Challenge.
B: We’re in the village of Great Barton for their annual Tall Pub Competition.
A: That’s right, every year the citizens here have 5 days to construct temporary pubs. The pub that can serve the judges at the highest altitude wins the prize.
B: You can say they’re really raising the bar here!
Narrator: The meals for the judges must be prepared at the same height that they are served. This year, the requirement is a T-bone or porterhouse for the main dish.
A: And what’s more, the prize money has been doubled from last year.
B: Yes – the steaks have never been higher!
A: This just in – the rules committee is deciding on a change. The competition, with the buildings partially constructed, is postponed indefinitely.
B: Oh no! This means things will be up in the air for a while.
A: Ow! My stomach hurts!
B: What was the last thing you ate?
A: The only thing I’ve had recently was an awful breath mint after drinking something out of that cask over there.
B: We’ll have to cut the show short today. My co-host is suffering from some horrible ale mint.
They do not drink wine with song; Strong drink is bitter to those who drink it.
Isaiah 24:9
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:29 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.
October 28th, 2011 at 9:49 pm
I don’t remember any public houses in Great Barton, so that would be a good spot for this competition.
October 29th, 2011 at 1:15 pm
the puns are out of control! I love it. If you need more pun inspiration, I have only puns here: https://twitter.com/#!/gabriellaheidi
October 29th, 2011 at 6:10 pm
You were on a roll with this one. The ale mint was my favorite line.
October 29th, 2011 at 11:33 pm
Glad you liked it!
October 30th, 2011 at 9:27 pm
Oh, my head!
I love the puns!