This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Poor Lance
Apr
26
2012
Transcript :
TV Announcer 1: Welcome back to another edition of the Feud Network Challenge
TV Announcer 2: We’re here in Great Barton, where a massive protest has gathered.
TV Announcer 1: That’s right, there are thousands of people here, all chanting “Lance”
TV Announcer 2: Let’s interview one of the protestors.
TV Announcer 1: Sir, what’s going on here?
Protestor 1: Well, I saw the store’s sign about Lance, and I thought that it just wasn’t right what they are doing to him, keeping him locked up and all…
Protestor 2: Wait, here comes the owner of the building. Let’s see what he has to say.
Store Owner: I thank you for your support, but there is no Lance.
Protestor 3: What? We’ve been tricked!
Store Owner: If you want to help, please buy a photo session.
Protestor 4: Hey look! Someone on the other side of town wants to help Lance W. Designer!
The End
So then, some were shouting one thing and some another, for the assembly was in confusion and the majority did not know for what reason they had come together.
Acts 19:32
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:30 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.
April 26th, 2012 at 10:25 am
The mics hanging in the air kinda reminded me of Doonsbury.
April 26th, 2012 at 11:39 am
I do that only because I can’t draw faces.