I didn’t set out to make any political statements or economic analysis here; I just heard an political-economic term and it sounded like it could be a feature at a water park. I thought “What other economic terms could be in a water park?” and naturally they divided themselves into two camps.
Here are the features of the socialist water park:
- Soak the Rich splash park
- Slippery Slope of Government Regulation water slide
- Lazy River of welfare
Here are the features of the capitalist water park:
- Trickle Down splash park
- Market Cycle wave pool
- Industrious River of work
- Negotiation and Concession stands
The generous man will be prosperous,
And he who waters will himself be watered.
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:05 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.