Socialist Water Park

I didn’t set out to make any political statements or economic analysis here; I just heard an political-economic term and it sounded like it could be a feature at a water park. I thought “What other economic terms could be in a water park?” and naturally they divided themselves into two camps.

map of socialist water park

map of capitalist water park

Here are the features of the socialist water park:

  • Soak the Rich splash park
  • Slippery Slope of Government Regulation water slide
  • Lazy River of welfare

Here are the features of the capitalist water park:

  • Trickle Down splash park
  • Market Cycle wave pool
  • Industrious River of work
  • Negotiation and Concession stands

The generous man will be prosperous,
And he who waters will himself be watered.

Proverbs 11:25

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