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When selecting your outfit for the day, be sure to enunciate clearly.

Plain Cardigan

Playing Cardigan

Applicable Puns

• Why yes, there is an ace up his sleeve.
• Don’t upset him – he’s likely to deck you.
• He’s walking rather slowly today.
  Yes, he tends to shuffle.
• Hey Mr. Rogers! What’s the big deal?

I’ll leave a pun about the joker for someone else to write.

Transcript:
Wife : Why’s he so fussy?
Husband : Maybe he’s teething…
Wife : Poor baby…
Husband : Are you teething?
Baby : No, I’m not teething…
Baby : I am very theriouth

Mr. Smarty-Pants?
Nope!
It’s Mr. Smarties-Pants

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Have you ever tried to get some information from a hospital or school these days? There are a lot of restrictions and papers to sort through.

Transcript:
Person A : I can answer that question, but first I’ll need to see a copy of your privacy policy.
Person B shows the privacy policy
Person A : Okay, that looks fine.
Person A : Now I’ll need you to sign the HIPAA compliance form.
Person B signs the form
Person A : Good. Now to answer your question…
Person A : I’m fine, thanks. How are you?

Here are some items for mild amusement:

and

Of course they are available for purchase. You can buy avocadon’t shirts here (or here) or buy avocatres shirts here. Or maybe “avoquatro” flows better than does “avocatres”.

No, the title is not a typo.

This week’s installment of my attempts at puns:

You will probably agree that Fum of these puns were a little weak.

Regarding the current series of Titans movies, the first one was Clash of the Titans:

Then came Wrath of the Titans:

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