When selecting your outfit for the day, be sure to enunciate clearly.
- Why yes, there is an ace up his sleeve.
- Don’t upset him – he’s likely to deck you.
- He’s walking rather slowly today.
Yes, he tends to shuffle.
- Hey Mr. Rogers! What’s the big deal?
I’ll leave a pun about the joker for someone else to write.
You shall weave the tunic of checkered work of fine linen, and shall make a turban of fine linen, and you shall make a sash, the work of a weaver.
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:21 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.