Maybe Rae Jepsen

comic of David Letterman asking Carly Rae Jepsen if he can call her Maybe

Late-show host: Ladies and gentlemen … Miss Jepsen!
Carly Rae Jepsen: “Miss Jepsen” sounds too formal.
Late-show host: Can I call you Maybe?

I thought the comic could use another panel, but I decided to give the options here instead. What should Carly Rae Jepsen’s response be?

  • No, but you can call me a taxi.
  • Sure, just don’t call me late for dinner.
  • I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
  • Good night Gracie.

Any other good lines?

Then the commander of the officials assigned new names to them; and to Daniel he assigned the name Belteshazzar, to Hananiah Shadrach, to Mishael Meshach and to Azariah Abed-nego.

Daniel 1:7

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2 Responses to “Maybe Rae Jepsen”

  1. Ricky Anderson Says:

    No, Mr. Letterman. You’re kinda creepy.

  2. Some Guy Says:

    That’s just supposed to be a generic late-show host. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely intentional.

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