Flashing police lights seen in a rearview mirror
Driver: Let’s hear what the nice police officer has to tell us
Police: You, in the Buick, pull over!
Police: No?! I wasn’t asking. I said pull over!
Mr. Rogers: It’s a cardigan.
If you ever take your neighbor’s cloak as a pledge, you are to return it to him before the sun sets
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:39 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.