This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Hide the Food
Jun
25
2012
Here are four different conversations that we’ve had in our house recently:
Beta, under the table and crawling away from Gamma: I got him!
I, after looking at Gamma’s legs: Don’t rub butter on people!
Especially if they are suffering from a burn. All the first-aid advice I remember can be summarized by “Do not put butter on a burn.” I don’t know what I should put on a burn – maybe I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter?
The Scene: I am making eggs for the boys.
Beta: I don’t eat the yellow part because that is what the chick eats.
Fair enough, but this one is done eating his, so you can have it.
I: Okay, which day do you want to buy school lunch?
Alpha: Friday, because that’s the pizza day.
Beta: Do they have cheese pizza?
Alpha: No, it’s pepperoni. But the pepperoni is so small that you can’t even taste it.
Beta: I want Friday too so I can have the tasteless pizza.
No really, with school lunch that’s a good thing.
Gamma, rubbing his hands together: I got some hand sanitizer!
I: But there’s no… hey! That’s macaroni and cheese!
You’re right, it’s probably close enough.
Can something tasteless be eaten without salt, Or is there any taste in the white of an egg?
Job 6:6
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:31 pm and has been carefully placed in the Conversations category.
June 25th, 2012 at 8:02 pm
I can’t wait until I can have theses sort of conversations with Evan!
June 26th, 2012 at 11:35 am
The conversations are fun. It’s cleaning up the butter or macaroni and cheese off people that’s no fun.